Poor old billionaire, can't do yoga with a bunch of girls.

He should just use his money to Truman Show his own life.

And FUCK this dude here:
“My reception has been heartwarming,” Simmons added. “People wanted to throw dinners for me at their houses in the Hamptons . . . I went to a Southampton event and it was all the bankers — you could have blown up all the money in the world at one time — and not one person said anything negative to me.”

Sounds like he has a REAL HARD life.

Dude need to be eating continental breakfast at the Hampton Inn before he gets any sympathy from me.