The universal fool who needs not even be named, in America at least.

The sum total of American nihilistic greed, gluttony, rage, fecklessness, envy, and sloth, embodied in an orange carcass in an ill-fitting suit, with a tie adjusted to make his dick seem longer, who says "believe me" after 2% of his most obvious lies and it still seems like a lot.

(Not meaning to speak for legs, of course. This is just what I took him to be referring to.)