She used to call my cell phone and the first thing she would say is.. “ this is your mother”

Like my cellphone had a random name for her number.

We recently had a family reunion and my uncles and aunts were “arguing” over nothing and my wife says.. “all I can think about is your mom describing each one of them and being spot on”

They were both weed advocates too so it helps.. I can hear their voices when I puff.

My mom: “It’s from the earth... weed ain’t a drug”

My dad: “this is the type of shit I think about when I’m high”