Rather than roll with a light crack at a messy, erm, *tangled* header on your part, you'd rather turn your lead-balloon assed post into a poast.

If you want to do empty numbers, I don't know how much I can help with that. I haven't had a ton of free time these last couple weeks, but I may be able to help you get another... 8-10 empty calorie posts?

Or you could just relax, stop taking yourself so insufferably seriously, and take the joke for what it was: A JOKE.