Just told me my car windshield is cracked due to a truck kicking up rocks.

I asked the size of the crack and she was goin on and on and finally I snapped

Give me a size. A number. A guesstimate

I’ll ask her what time the show starts and she will tell me how many pieces are in it, how it’s not a long show, blah blah blah

Give me the time. THE TIME!!!