seen a black dude at the mall wearing a real shiny silk shirt and tight ass white jeans, a bolo with a big ass diamond (uh, i think) in the center, cowboy boots with some sort of reptile skin print and a cowboy hat. under it dude was rocking a mean ass s curl. i whispered to my wife "is he auditioning for urban cowboy or american pimp?"

then just yesterday i was dropping off some packages and drove by the yard sale to end all yard sale, shit being sold grab-bag style, $3 a box, hundreds and hundreds of boxes. i seen a black dude in a shitty old darren woodson dallas jersey with a fuckin cowboy hat on. that would be like me, an eagles fan, walking around with a big ass set of wings.