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| Topic subject | Would you let your S/O give you a polygraph examination? |
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13309800, Would you let your S/O give you a polygraph examination?
Posted by OKdamn, Sun Jan-27-19 09:53 PM
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13309801, yes...they can be easily passed
Posted by tomjohn29, Sun Jan-27-19 11:03 PM
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13309802, Would it work if I believe my own lies?
Posted by OKdamn, Sun Jan-27-19 11:08 PM
Lol
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13309803, yes....shit aint that hard
Posted by tomjohn29, Sun Jan-27-19 11:09 PM
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13309805, Cool
Posted by OKdamn, Sun Jan-27-19 11:35 PM
I will remember that
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13309892, Ole Mission Impossible spy ass nigga.
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Jan-28-19 11:59 AM
Negro please.
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13309874, If we are there, a polygraph ain't going to save us.
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Mon Jan-28-19 11:27 AM
**********
"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson
"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"
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13309887, ^^^.
Posted by tariqhu, Mon Jan-28-19 11:44 AM
I'm spilling the beans before it gets that far.
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13309918, I think this is strictly about the test and not your marriage
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Jan-28-19 01:06 PM
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13309889, Yeah, but she'd probably quit after a few questions
Posted by flipnile, Mon Jan-28-19 11:52 AM
her: "OH, SO YOU WANT TO FUCK ________???"
me: "Yeah."
She already knows what I'm into. I tell her. I always put her first tho, and wouldn't do any sneaky shit (which is why I'm comfortable telling her things). Real conversation we had:
me: "So... we should get a girlfriend"
her: "what?"
me: "I said 'we'"
her: "well, why can't we get a boyfriend?"
me: "Because I'm not into men"
her: "Well, I'm not into women"
me: "Okay... I see this won't work... glad we talked this out and came to an understanding."
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13309891, Fuuuuck no.
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Jan-28-19 11:58 AM
Fellas you are playing yourselves if you would.
You think it would be shit like “do you love me?” “Did you cheat?”
That shit would be like “would you sleep with my hot friend if no one ever found out?”
and other wild shit that only a woman can think of that would put you in the hot seat.
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13309916, Even "do you love me" might get some people jammed up
Posted by OKdamn, Mon Jan-28-19 01:05 PM
"Well kinda"
"I used to think I did"
Lol
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13309903, Sure. Or they could just ask me questions
Posted by godleeluv, Mon Jan-28-19 12:30 PM
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13309905, What is the endgame?
Posted by micMajestic, Mon Jan-28-19 12:30 PM
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13309915, Find out what's really real..I guess
Posted by OKdamn, Mon Jan-28-19 01:00 PM
But being that people naturally lie all the time..I don't think this would ever be a good idea.
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13309919, Then we'd have to take one everyday, because feelings can change
Posted by micMajestic, Mon Jan-28-19 01:10 PM
>But being that people naturally lie all the time..I don't
>think this would ever be a good idea.
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13309906, nah
Posted by infin8, Mon Jan-28-19 12:30 PM
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13309917, I would say yes, then crash the car on the way there
Posted by Paps_Smear, Mon Jan-28-19 01:06 PM
I didn't say no, can't suspect anything.
and now we got bigger problems than a lie detector, which is a smaller problem for me.
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13309920, Haha... an old coworkers husband crashed her car
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Jan-28-19 01:10 PM
Said he blacked out.
I always thought that nigga was lying because he got a settlement, paid for both cars in cash and then was broke as fuck half a year later. After she got the insurance money he asked her for some of it and now she has a car payment.
but he hasn’t ever blacked out in his car.
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13309921, Co worker once crashed a car on the way to a drug test
Posted by Paps_Smear, Mon Jan-28-19 01:15 PM
so he didn't have to take the drug test. Company car. Said someone cut him off. Had no real injuries but since it was during work he had to go get checked out at the hospital for workmans comp reasons... where they conduct a drug test because you had an accident on company time.
Mans thought he was slick too.
smh
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13309955, Damn. That sounds like some Seinfeld shit.
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Jan-28-19 02:41 PM
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13309924, Had he survived, Wonder Woman
Posted by Lil Rabies, Mon Jan-28-19 01:22 PM
would have eventually put that lasso on Chris Pine.
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