and I wish I had the metabolism to comfortably each the sugar laden children's cereal that I see folks mentioning in here.

Truth be told though, some 'adult' cereals are pretty stocked with sugar as well just as much as the kid-like ones are. For instance, Raisin Bran Crunch is pretty insane with the added sugar. I vaguely remember either a frosted or sugar added version of Wheaties if you can believe it. The box was all black and made of some shiny almost reflective material.