You think you can decipher that by merely listening? All real experts know you need to print out the lyrics to every song, circle the sixth letter in each word, write all of those letters on another piece of paper, cut them up, draw them randomly from an old Toronto Blue Jays hat and arrange them on a corkboard, then you pour a thin layer of lemon juice over the board and hold it up to a mirror. Then it spells out "Pusha T? More like Pusha P, as in pee-pee."

Pretty ruthless, Push might have to retire after this.