Someone opened our front door and said hello a few times and then closed the front door. I went out to see who it was and when I opened the door there was an ATF officer standing there and 4 more ATF officers and 2 cop cars. I sobered up completely and he said someone told him the van in the middle of the street with all the doors open belonged to us. I said NOPE and closed the door.

Told to put the blunt out and go upstairs to the back of the house... so we could finish the blunt cause you know, it’s college.

So we are smoking in my roommates room and see a homeless dude crouches down to take a shit. We screamed for him to stop but he ignored us. My boy was eating an apple at the time and threw it at high in the air and and hit him on the head. We died laughing. Dude looked up, apologized and KIM.

We looked at each other and said “man, it’s been a crazy day and it’s only 2PM.