13220654, im in the harlem night's watch. holding the wall as the white walkers Posted by Riot, Fri Dec-15-17 05:15 PM
(and joggers) demon army is fast encroaching. they even set up a whole foods on 125th!
but I remain steadfast.
I shall wear no jean cutoffs and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the African drum circles of men.
I pledge my life and honor to the harlem Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come*.
*or at least until they raise the last bridge toll to $15 one-way. then im officially priced out this petri dish
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