Mofos talking about "something smells good!" Nah, yo.

I've told this one before, but when I first started there was this older black lady (who's somewhat loopy) that was FRYING bacon in the toaster over. On one of those little trays that go on top of the rack. Frying, with a spatula and everything right in our little break room. Whole room smelling like bacon. At work. Someone took away the toaster oven shortly afterwards.