I stole a frozen lunch. Times were hard and I was faded and usually we went to the register and fake scanned or paid pennies on the dollar.

I got lazy and didn't see the guy following me. I was in the break room and dude busted in asking for my receipt. I told him it was in the trash.

These fools went through the trash piece by piece looking for it. The manager was pissed. "I know it couldn't be this deep down since you just got in here" I responded.. keep digging!!!!

They went through all of it and then threatened to call the cops. I signed a piece of paper admitting I did it but told them I ONLY signed this cause I don't fuck with cops, NOT cause I'm guilty.

I was guilty as shit tho...