I live next door to this old man. never had any beef with him, but two christmas's ago he knocks on my door. I'm thinking he's bout to tell us "merry xmas" or some shit like that, but he doesn't. this m'fer is clutching his pocket asking me what has he done to make me feel uncomfortable. I don't know what he's talking about and he just comes out and accuses me of shocking him. I'm thinking maybe my garage is interfering with his pacemaker or something. but he's accusing me and one of my friends that we're working on some machine that shocks him.

All I could think was that this crazy nigga is about to shoot me in front of my kids on xmas day.