She was actually my neighbor growing up and 2 years ago while I was home we saw a shit show. We were probably there for 4 days. In this small amount of time we witnessed her:

1: cry on my shoulder at the bar
2: argue with her girlfriend outside another bar
3: attempt to piss and shit her dogs ok my dads lawn
4: curse out the Pizza shop owner over a parking spot that ain't even by her house
5: get caught trying to steal a 2 liter from Rite Aid.

The last one we didn't witness but my sister texted me about it. My wife was so entertained watching it go down. She was like "for a small town, y'all sure got a lot of shot going on"

Man, that's the problem with small towns. Small shit becomes big shit when you don't have shit to do.