We were cleaning out the garage and my wife says "WTF" and I turn around and there she is. Black and Yellow striped thigh high socks, black and yellow striped booty shorts and tank top...

I told my wife it's prolly cause she knows I'm from Pittsburgh.

Last week my wife had a friend over while I was at work. He's gay and they throw dance performances together.

Wife told me the crazy neighbor sat on the stoop and stared my wife down the whole time.

She's loyal. I like that. I fux with her.