I just saw this meme on Facebook and cats were in there like "hail yeah, I'll do for half!"
Im use to seeing the "Would you punch your grandma for $1mil" but this is just wrong. I hope this doesn't become a thing.

and is the milly tax free?

each other 'sexy' photos. I'm prolly reading too much into it, but just seems a lil weird to me. I have a hard time telling my cousins they look pretty cuz I don't want it to be perceived wrong. this is prolly just all in my head tho.

inappropriately. would you have an issue telling your sister or mom they looked pretty?

but I'm not thinking inappropriately lol. this is def a thing in my own head.

pretty unless you thinking bout throwing they back out lol.

Of course if we talking about strangers, then yeah that could be weird. But someone you know, like family. " you look pretty/nice" today. Whats the big deal?

pretty and nice are not the same to me. its more about my thoughts on how they would receive it vs my thinking skeevy about any of them. I'm likely being overly cautious.

admittedly, there's not real logic in this.

unless you give them a weird vibe in general or you meeting your cousin for the first time and your greeting involves commenting on her looks.

IMO

unless y'all usedta play 'house' or 'doctor' when y'all was little.

that could be awkward.

especially after not seeing them for 18 years,

and then finding out they never married..


I think it's my break time.

this isn't something I sit and ponder, hence no logic to it. there are no awkward situations.

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worth mulling over at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCKOI24k_UY

Ain't no motherfuckin way. Pun intended.

How weird would that be to see pop up in your feed?

i already know which second cousin it would be...

i don't know if i have enough 1st cousins that i wasn't close to but even then...i think i can find ONE

i don't know...this sounds like im about to buy a house cash yo

i have a first cousin i have met exactly once in my life, mid-20s, hot and a mil is a lot of money. i don't think i could do it though, especially if people would find out. that side of the family is gossipy AF and of course fucking your cousin is, uh, weird.

Same for the girls I grew up in platonic relationships with--who are now sexual women--I can't imagine getting nasty with any of them. This weekend I happened to come across one on IG, looking fantastic, but as soon as I realized who it was, my lust vanished instantly.

For $1Mill though, shieeeeeeet...I'd even sponsor the next family reunion.

it only works if you want to have sex, if you are that put off it still wouldn't work. IMO if you are a functioning man viagra is only useful if you like drugs and/or drinking with sex or you are one of those sex addict dudes who wants to bust eight unsatisfying nuts in a day or something.

any which way i appreciate your honesty on the topic. i know what you mean about girls you knew getting older, too. to me if we were only a couple years apart, like five or less, that's cool, but any more than that, yeah, hella weird to see girls you knew as kids all grown up, even if they, uh, blossomed.

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Stipulations:

It has to be someone 10,000 family members removed from somewhere else like Puerto Rico, Argentina, Greece shout out to Great^1 millionth power Grandpa Kira, Italy, France, Costa Rica, Peru, Venezuela, or Australia.

I demand exclusive rights to the data and 95 percent of the profits from anything sold...

I get streaming rights and royalties.

I get 100 percent of all endorsement money.

I get to pick any random model/IG model/"actress"/fitness enthusiast and call her family so she counts as a family member.

$1 million deposited in my account prior to the sexual act. Every nut after the first one is an extra $250K.

Everybody gets hit with an NDA.

PUMPKIN..... PUMP KIN......

then she told him she was from WVA

He said it was an early night.

I don't have any physically hot cousins, because they're my cousins. Them being shitty people personality-wise makes them easier to not be attracted to.

I've got plenty of beautiful cousins and aunties. Never thought about smanging one til today tho.

Lol, the family tree is still growing, regardless. Country niggas love a mean, ugly chick. My first cousins are about 30+ deep, and there's only 1 with 1 child.

but they are still cousins

There are many debates in the black muslim vs. arab muslim community about this practice.

Most black/African Muslims are like eww. Arabs are like, "What's the big deal?"

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/life-style/art-and-culture/2015/04/04/Health-fears-question-Arab-tradition-of-cousin-marriages-.html



http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/01/world/saudi-arabia-awakes-to-the-perils-of-inbreeding.html?mcubz=0

While we are looking for the perfect love, in this culture love is a fringe idea. Everything else is about building a community.

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/life-style/art-and-culture/2015/04/04/Health-fears-question-Arab-tradition-of-cousin-marriages-.html

yeah it was a fairly common practice in morocco among arabs also. with jews i didn't hear of it really though there were definitely some young ass girls getting married to grown men. no idea what it's like today but 40 years ago both those things were still common.

and legit thought that people did this all the time. he said it so matter of fact to us that we were like dude that's not normal.