While its nice to think of like your avg Scientology member was always loony, you gotta figure if you catch someone at the right life low point with the right game...

With Kells, dude implicitly uses the concept of being rich & famous to reel em in; its not as if he's like, "You're gorgeous and not a bad singer, how about I dress you up in guy sweats, pay for an apartment you can't leave, and help you completely disregard any entertainment career goals you might have, you down?"

Just because we all mature cynical ass niggas doesn't mean that there was a time we mighta got caught up in something; prepaid legal is still a thing, LOL.