... do you know what that shit is like?

if you're a dude, of course you don't.

actually. scratch that. *two snaps*

...

i don't think i'll ever know what it feels like.

not just the cum rolling around in your organs.

but the psychological affects.

im very curious.

are you prideful?
protective?
feel invaded?
detect a stowaway?
filled with honor?

do you have any insight al all?

Maybe just do a weed fast for like three days

You'z a creative post-manipulative muhfukka but dis shit HEYERRE? ? ? You need ta gwan'n cop dat etch-a-sketch wit' DIS one Bruh!

You don't gotta post ERRYTHING that pop into your head at random.

Ease back a taste, Blak!

https://www.google.com/search?q=etch+a+sketch+pics&tbm=isch&imgil=L5POZe7e-k_0ZM%253A%253B2vjN44N4RHzRHM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.core77.com%25252Fposts%25252F24321%25252FEtch-A-Sketch-Inventor-Andre-Cassagnes-Passes-Away&source=iu&pf=m&fir=L5POZe7e-k_0ZM%253A%252C2vjN44N4RHzRHM%252C_&usg=__G-EH0BgWMTNDgp0ZRszWKI-rA78%3D&biw=1304&bih=627&ved=0ahUKEwjIq9ra7dPPAhXRQD4KHSJIAdkQyjcINw&ei=SW_9V4jjC9GB-QGikIXIDQ#imgrc=L5POZe7e-k_0ZM%3A


Gwan'n freaks wit dat next time your mind starts to *wander off into a place like this....

I got love for you Troop..

shooting folks clubs up and whatnot

Unfortunately there's not many women here to answer you, even if they wanted to.

people are going in on you


but I've thought about this before too. Came inside plenty of past gf's (who were on the pill, duh)



I gotta think psychologically it draws you closer together with the uhhhh distributor. Talking about women with standards of course. Not the types who let any ol Ned the Wino bust off inside

https://goo.gl/images/QlvA7w

this post is just...

ionno...


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

yesterday, while I was out shopping. there was a parent allowing their child to make this horrible noise (a scream of some kind). since, I tend to say what I'm thinking out loud, I go, "why is she doing that?"

sometimes, I forget where I'm at so I apologized

the cashier goes, "it's ok, you said what we're all been thinking"...

You're welcome, by the way. Still waiting on that thank you.

like - i can type several descriptors about what i perceive your personality/behavior to be.

but 'off' doesn't leave me much to chew on.

is this a deviant thought because we're not supposed to consider what happens to cum after it leaves our body?

am i overlooking some specific physiological step in ejaculate that renders this questions totally & scientifically baseless?

i know you got words - but please keep the low-level name calling out of this.

i'm trying my best not to interpret your messages as mindless, offensive drivel.

Again, I noted things that were said earlier in the post BY OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE.

So, you know, go ask them .

Pssst..... Ask the person who said you were off.

Psst.... You sound really, really upset.

Pssst.

Psssst!

next time, PLEASE try surprising us.

Pssst... Look how that manipulative black solidarity shit went off the rails.

People see you for the idiotic loser you are until there's someone else (who isn't black) to draw their ire away from you.

Talk about predictable. I called that shit weeks ago, loser. Even people who say they got love for you in here are lying through theirn teeth. They just dislike you less than other, lighter skinned people.

I fall back, they shit on you.

I chime in and fuck with you the same way you've chosen to fuck with me over the years? Suddenly you're one of them, not so bad, and your hat smells better.

So, again: you're welcome 😘.

You may not like me, but you damn sure need me to make you halfway palatable.

Nobody is shitting on you anymore.

You get to hover over the warmth of the illusion that people actually like you, if only for an evening.

You may even get to stretch it out a bit with more of your desperate, transparently manipulative bait posts.

It'll come back around again soon enough though so enjoy it while it lasts😘

>... do you know what that shit is like?
>
>if you're a dude, of course you don't.
>
>actually. scratch that. *two snaps*
>
>...
>
>i don't think i'll ever know what it feels like.
>
>not just the cum rolling around in your organs.
>
>but the psychological affects.
>
>im very curious.
>
>are you prideful?
>protective?
>feel invaded?
>detect a stowaway?
>filled with honor?
>
>do you have any insight al all?

>

This is what happens when I'm not around to draw fire in your place.

At any rate, I've done you a solid by pointing that out since this will most likely divert attention from you to me.

Legs will spit his usual bullshit.

No Drawls will do his usual passive aggressive bit, possibly more than once.

Deej will say some shit about pizza.

You'll come in on that fake black solidarity diversion yet again and you'll spend the next week making passive aggressive posts about Whitey.

A fun time will be had by all.

You're welcome😘

Anyhow I'm about to catch this movie with my wife and go pick up my black brother and have a good ass paid day off today.

Cheers.

bet you can't.

Had I said nothing all the posts below mine would have continued to echo the earlier sentiments that you're just plain fucking nuts and how every stupid thought that pops into your head probably doesn't need to be revealed to the world.

You should just say thanks and KIM fam. If you don't want me talking to or about you, suck it up because this is the relationship you cultivated, sunshine 😘

"you're just plain fucking nuts and how every stupid thought that pops into your head probably doesn't need to be revealed to the world."

how do you glean this about me from this post?

it's about people who have unprotected sex every morning.

the man cums inside the woman.

the woman is late for work.

cums seeps slowly.

so for a while, she might be walking around with cum inside of her.

it slowly comes out and ultimately leaves her with damp panties.

typing about this situation makes me fucking nuts?

when i realized what this woman goes through - it set off a series of thoughts about her experience.

it pisses you off to read shit like this?

it makes me seem bat shit that i would type something like this?

i still don't get it.

i know you don't like me - but typing about cum is cool, right?

typing about sex is cool, right?

typing about people walking around is normal, right?

but the reality is there are plenty of women walking around with cum inside of them.

every morning.

that's wild, right?

it's a thought or experience that im guessing most men don't even concern themselves with.

i wanted to type about it.

if you're here to tussle over popularity - you can keep all that shit to yourself.

you want to type about people walking around with cum inside of them?

do tell.

I was quoting someone else.

we supposed to come here and typed shit, right?

is this post too crass, too lewd, too vulgar, too unfamiliar, too presumptuous?

not sexy enough?

party people, how does this post make you feel?

>is this post too crass, too lewd, too vulgar, too unfamiliar,
>too presumptuous?

Seems like this has already been answered.

>party people, how does this post make you feel?

I believe they've already told you.

its a joke, people. Take it easy

who knew.

Our resident bitchass is having one of his mental moments again.

Ya'll know what to do right?

Don't feed the Mt. Bitchmoor of GD, Keep it classy ya'll...

>

You're a passive aggressive pussy who wouldn't say or do a fucking thing to me if we crossed paths in person.

There's very little more bitchmadeor mental than this little gimmick you've got going here.

>

.
.
.

>do you have any insight al all?

Did you get high on T-Rex spit and make this post?

you don't wonder what happens to your cum after you deposit it?

you think it dries up?
her body soaks it up?
does it run down her leg eventually?

either way -- dude, could you imagine?!

how you think that makes her feel?

>you don't wonder what happens to your cum after you deposit
>it?
>
>you think it dries up?
>her body soaks it up?
>does it run down her leg eventually?
>
>either way -- dude, could you imagine?!
>
>how you think that makes her feel?

I'm all for expressing feelings of mutual love and growing to an understanding but... NO. I'm not cumming inside anyone at any time because I'll be gotdamned if I foster a child out of wedlock with a woman I don't even love. Her feelings are none of my business afterwards as we reached a mutual understanding during intercourse.

but plenty people fuck they SO in the mornings.

right??

>but plenty people fuck they SO in the mornings.
>
>right??


Next time put that in the OP. You phrased this post from the perspective of a single person. Now it makes a bit more sense because you about to married and married people have philosophical musings like this. Call me a selfish fuck but after cumming inside someone the last thing on my mind past, present, or future is what happens to it. Where does it go or how she feels is irrelevant to me.

How does it feel to retire your jersey?

retiring the jersey is a good look.

i can't be out here servicing all these beautiful babies all my life.

it would never stop. they're everywhere!

all the babies at the bar, all the babies that cross your path, all the babies that are starved for delightful attention & interaction - they would never let me rest.

being a baby-magnet was hard work.

so many personalities, with varying levels of brightness and genuineness. and with constantly increasing amounts of interest in me.

exhausting.

all that -and, i stumbled upon (and caught the attention of) an enchanting woman who i'm convinced has a super human amount of emotional intelligence.

simply stated. she's a keeper.

How did you pop the question?

>How did he pop the question?

j/k. Congrats, Kwesi!

i did the shit traditionally.

she was shocked.

i got on one knee.

the ring fit.

it was a surprise during a sunday brunch.

a friend was randomly at the restaurant and i had her record it on her phone from afar.

shit was too cute.

i shed a tear a short time afterwards cause the shit was all so damn heavy.

i wasn't prepared for what seemed to be something you cant just say 'sike!' to.

cause i love me a good 'sike!'.

...

i oroginallly planned to go all out. meaning - enlisting the services of a doo wop group that be in the metro.

but my time frame was shortened cause of the new gig - i was doing my own thing until this ad agency started flirting with me. had plenty of time and whatnot.

then when the offer came, not so much. so i jumped!

Time in.

or just used this scenario in some 'out there' creative work.

fuck it.

how about them redskins?!?!

Other than that, it's something I probably *could* think about, but just don't, lol.

I remember YEARS ago I came in this jawn, and she stood an up said she needed a tissue because it was dripping out. I remember thinking, "Oh shit! It comes back out?" I thought it just got absorbed in or something.

Last I ever really thought about it tho.

body part of his/hers with your cum.

why yall aint just say that?

Sure, the post is crazy as fuck...

but cmon okp

it only feels good when it's someone you love...care about. At least it is for me. I've had instances when I laid there wondering why I let this guy do this too..

/
only cuz you my man dead zombie...

you mean like...if you let Craig from Food Lion bust off in you ...you feel regretful afterwards.

we've all gone slumming once
or twice
still slumming

don't act brand new lol

sometimes even with someone you loved, lol.

It would defeat the make up playtime lol

u less u preggers
... Oh, and i sing too!
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... Oh, and i sing too!
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LOL.

I have had partners specifically request it when all the flags are safe, lol.

I just assume its on some attraction/smell of victory (c) Apocalypse now, stuff. We've all gone through times where we like it a bit dirty and intimate, and really that kind of completion is as intimate as it can get.

it's not looking too good for your boys.

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>are you prideful?

The word is 'proud'. And if the sex was hot then yes I am.

>protective?

What?

>feel invaded?

This says more about you than anything. You need healing.

>detect a stowaway?

I hope u get it.

>filled with honor?

I would hate your life.

>do you have any insight al all?

Your life just seems so miserable. I'd hate me if I were you. I'm glad I'm not! Bc you're the worst.

also, i think you'd love my life.

not sure why you think you'd hate it.

lastly, why i be turning you off so much?

i even shouted you out in the original post.

*two snaps*

I real-life cried tears readin' dis shit!

Or cure your persistent passive aggression.

Always remember to not dignify out-group individuals with a response.

As soon as they start buckin' shots at your syntax, they've lost. They're trying their desperate-best to get under your Black skin, but if you -LOVE- wearing your veritable Black skin, how can a knock on Afro-genic english be an insult, ya dig? LOL.

I love it...

Allow me to lead by example ya'll...

* *Do The Right Thing* *

* *Remind these out-group ninjaz that they are -guests- in our cultural -house-* *


Stay classy ya'll......

that.

he's a goddamn white mexican!

i can't even call it anymore.

When there's no one else around to distract people from what a goddamned weirdo *you* happen to be.

I said as much weeks ago.

This post proved it yet again, just as you yourself proved it years ago😘

As usual you cherry pick things out of context and reframe them, but you know the truth.

Psst...if you want people to ignore something, drawing attention to it isn't the way to do it.

But you're passive aggressive bitch without any truly valid point to make, but you still want to get your digs in so you do this bullshit.

you idiots.

the thing is it comes from a genuine place.

by way of example, folks here give you a hard time but I still respect you.

😉

If it makes you feel better I'll lie to you and tell you I'm bothered that you think DZ is remotely interesting :)

Shit sounds sexy af too

They were on the pill so clearly they weren't trying to get pregnant.

http://www.issm.info/sexual-health-qa/what-is-sperm-allergy

:(

type of shit is this?

commute, are likely walking around with a loving deposit of cum inside them.

you know, from morning sex.

i thought it was an interesting idea.

so i posted about it.

then, of course, i had to shout out the homosexuals - also walking around with their own
loving deposit of cum.

maybe it was a lot.

but as reg said, it's gotten weirder before.

and since you're here - do you care to share?

what's the weirdest part about this post to you?

I kinda wanna shoot this chick a text and ask her this...


at war with the stylistics

yeah no..that conversation won't be made public

at war with the stylistics

http://bfy.tw/4PX

at war with the stylistics

it's fine. at least you're participating.

welcome to the party.