one of the sports/things I follow has a meet in the city

its an international event and the bar that hosts it will often have a ton of drunk europeans there to watch the damn thing

about a year ago I was sitting next to some ROWDY Irish dudes

Whole time I was thinking "no good will come of this..."

one of them looks over at me and says

"Oi! I've never met a black person!"

I'm thinking "heeeeere we go..."

I say "word." and kept watching the match

he says "Bruv, can I...can I touch your hair?" meanwhile his boys are doing the grab-his-arm-because-he-is-on-one move. its the move people do to that one person in the crew who is always getting into shit.

I go "Nah man. NO. HELL NO" and give him the Russel Westbrook and turned away to watch the game

Dude slowly turns away and starts to yell at his boys
"WHAT A COONT, how dare! I DOONT care, he doesnt know me, that COONT!"

I swear the deal-with-it glasses magically appeared above my head and dropped down on my face.

I'm surprised I didnt get glassed actually.