"We’ve spent several frustrating weeks trolling through all the innuendo and exaggerations surrounding Hillary’s email and foundation scandals, and the worst thing we can say is that they both look bad. But the harder you look, the less you actually find. There’s not nothing there, but what is there is irritating rather than grossly nefarious," he declared. "And this is where it’s instructive to compare her to her opponent: Donald Trump, America’s wealthiest hemorrhoid.... he’s quantifiably worse."

(c) John Oliver