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Topic subjectWould you get this close to a bear?
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13004159, Would you get this close to a bear?
Posted by GrumpySmurf, Wed Apr-13-16 02:03 PM
https://www.facebook.com/WTH0999/videos/523200027882563/

13004163, If I were white -- maybe.
Posted by Atillah Moor, Wed Apr-13-16 02:04 PM
that bear has cubs too lol! WTF?
13004169, no and i didn't even click
Posted by Ashy Achilles, Wed Apr-13-16 02:08 PM
13004385, lol,...nahmean!
Posted by NoDrawls McGraw, Wed Apr-13-16 05:58 PM
"certain shit you just dont do"©Mos




13004497, ^^^
Posted by KiloMcG, Wed Apr-13-16 10:54 PM
13004176, ive been about that close to a black bear
Posted by veritas, Wed Apr-13-16 02:14 PM
And at like 20 feet farther away I was still very nervous.

A brown bear? With Cubs? FUUUUUUUUCK no.
13004365, What would you have done instead?
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Apr-13-16 05:30 PM
The bears walked up on them. Running seems like the wrong thing to do. So what else can one do other than give the bears room to pass?
13004388, I wouldn't have gone up on em as close as they were at the start
Posted by veritas, Wed Apr-13-16 06:03 PM
I'm with you that once you're in that situation being calm, non-threatening and out of the way is the best plan.

But no way I'm purposely getting close enough to even see a brown bear without a structure or substantial vehicle to hide inside. Nope. Heard and read too many stories about people getting fucked up by grizzlies.
13004530, they basically stayed put
Posted by justin_scott, Thu Apr-14-16 12:52 AM
they should have moved upward, away from the beach, at least putting more distance than two feet between them. at that range, you will not outrun a bear, but i'm also not standing right near one.
13004724, Are black bears more chill? your post sounds kinda racist...lol
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Apr-14-16 10:47 AM
13004727, black bears are tiny and really chill compared to brown bears
Posted by veritas, Thu Apr-14-16 10:50 AM
In the absolute wrong circumstance they'll still fuck you up but mostly they run away from humans.

Brown bears are known to kill and maim just for fun. They give no fucks.
13004188, i read the post title and immediately thought WPS
Posted by SooperEgo, Wed Apr-13-16 02:25 PM
13004215, i saw two white hikers throwing food at a grizzly
Posted by justin_scott, Wed Apr-13-16 02:48 PM
while i was at Yosemite a few years back. amazingly, the bear took the food, and left. after the bear left, i approached them and told them straight out that that was stupid and dangerous. that's when i realized they were high out of their fucking minds, and i don't mean weed.
13004217, That bear was so big it didn't even look real. Looked like
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Wed Apr-13-16 02:48 PM
something from a fantasy movie.


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"
13004382, I think its a Kodiak. They are fucking huge.
Posted by veritas, Wed Apr-13-16 05:55 PM
Make grizzlies (which are still huge) look small.
13004361, Thats amazing...but no im not dumb.
Posted by Heinz, Wed Apr-13-16 05:24 PM
They are lucky that mama bear didnt fuck them all up protecting her cubs. Especially that beef jerky skin Granny on the floor lol
13004364, No but if bears walked past me like that I'd do what they did.
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Apr-13-16 05:28 PM
Bc that shit worked.
13004380, for sure but looks like there would be no shortage of tracks on a shore
Posted by Atillah Moor, Wed Apr-13-16 05:52 PM
it could likely be a bear spotting area.
13004381, ah ha.
Posted by SoWhat, Wed Apr-13-16 05:53 PM
I wouldnt have gone there if that's the case. But if I had these ppl did the right thing I think.
13004379, If only Leo just slid over and let her go by
Posted by sectachrome86, Wed Apr-13-16 05:47 PM
That would have been a much shorter movie.
13004402, NO
Posted by Kira, Wed Apr-13-16 07:03 PM
The Bear out here with his or her cubs minding they own business and a group of scumbag humans interrupt their day to make a damn facebook vid. Are there mysterious upvotes that provide revenue streams for this kind of behavior somewhere in this world? YT love taking these nature excursions too far.
13004403, Yo I'm dying at "his or her cubs"
Posted by veritas, Wed Apr-13-16 07:10 PM
Like male bears are all involved in the rearing of cubs.

Honey can you watch the kids? I'm going to the Berenstains for a Tupperware party.

13004405, RESPECT THE PATRIARCHY
Posted by Kira, Wed Apr-13-16 07:12 PM
13004411, oh god, im fucking dying
Posted by justin_scott, Wed Apr-13-16 07:21 PM
lol
13004414, Cryinggggggg
Posted by Amritsar, Wed Apr-13-16 07:22 PM
13004457, The bear did look like he got stuck with the kids that weekend"
Posted by GrumpySmurf, Wed Apr-13-16 08:12 PM
He just had that walk
13004436, what i think may have been a grizzly approached me at abt 20-30 ft
Posted by dba_BAD, Wed Apr-13-16 07:41 PM
i did the most classic, over the top double take of all time lol

like

oh hey bear...

... WAIT OH SHIT BEAR

stared me down for about a minute (which was a LONG ass time)

then lumbered along its way

i saw it again later from farther away just doing its thing

what was even scarier than the encounter was camping that night in the same spot, and so every few minutes and every little sound was "is that the bear? is the bear back? what was that? you think that bear's still around? bear?"

we decided to pack it in the next day, which was a day early

and also didn't eat the acid we had brought with us

(actually, funny footnote, is that when we left on the trip we forgot the acid at home and turned around about an hour in our drive to go back and get it - turned out to be a nonstarter lol)
13004500, Whoa
Posted by KiloMcG, Wed Apr-13-16 11:04 PM
13004529, but on acid, you woulda thought the bear was Smokey!!!
Posted by justin_scott, Thu Apr-14-16 12:48 AM
haha....old Mitch Hedburg joke.
13004474, look how yoked that broad bear is
Posted by Amritsar, Wed Apr-13-16 08:52 PM
that thing could rip a person limb from limb jesus christ
13004501, Werner Herzog's 'Grizzly Man' is my fave movie of all time.
Posted by denny, Wed Apr-13-16 11:04 PM
I've watched that movie more than 20 times. So many layers. So much to think about.

These people are nuts though. If you see a bear from a afar....take a look and enjoy. If you happen upon them accidentally then calmly walk away. Seeking them out is disrespectful and there's a weird contradiction in that type of behavior. Romanticizing nature results in us behaving unnaturally.
13004576, I'm Black
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Apr-14-16 08:32 AM
my BIL is white and from Maine and he keeps trying to get me to go camping.

My #1 rule is don't be anywhere that my people would ask "why the fuck where you out there in the first place"

all that being said it looks like these Bears are used to seeing humans but fuck that... all it takes is a bad day, the wrong body odor, a sneeze to turn this into a bad story.


13004687, FACTS. What if the wild animal is only familiar with WHITE people?
Posted by micMajestic, Thu Apr-14-16 10:20 AM
>my BIL is white and from Maine and he keeps trying to get me
>to go camping.
>
>My #1 rule is don't be anywhere that my people would ask "why
>the fuck where you out there in the first place"
>
>all that being said it looks like these Bears are used to
>seeing humans but fuck that... all it takes is a bad day, the
>wrong body odor, a sneeze to turn this into a bad story.

If you're in the US, it's likely the majority of people they see out and about are White.
Animals have different senses of sight & smell, there may be a slight difference.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10758354/White-wing-supremacist-swan-attacks-foreign-students.html

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1997-12-29/news/9712300244_1_ostrich-cape-town-death-in-south-africa#
No pics, but "Ouma" was kicked to death while "Abraham" survived the attack. smh

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/15/emeil-hawkins-coyote_n_4283549.html
Maybe we can't blame the coyote, but still young Black males in the Chi have enough problems as it is.
13004695, pretty sure animals don't see in color
Posted by Amritsar, Thu Apr-14-16 10:26 AM
or is that only dogs?

idk
13004698, they see red... so they prolly see pink toes as well
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Apr-14-16 10:28 AM
13004733, ^^^ TRICKNOLOGY
Posted by micMajestic, Thu Apr-14-16 10:53 AM
http://www.pattyvisioncenters.com/index.php/myth_busters/myth/animals_only_see_black_and_white
13004700, Yuppies stay trying to gentrify shit... lucky they weren't black bears
Posted by flipnile, Thu Apr-14-16 10:30 AM
Mama bear was probably thinking, "these mofos gentrifying our beach now? Looking at me like I'M the fucking problem..."
13004721, black bears ain't shit. Big raccoons basically.
Posted by veritas, Thu Apr-14-16 10:45 AM
13004725, i dont appreciate this black bear stereotyping fam
Posted by legsdiamond, Thu Apr-14-16 10:48 AM
13004730, LOL different species =/= different race
Posted by veritas, Thu Apr-14-16 10:51 AM
13005208, Grizzlies are FAR more aggressive that Black Bears
Posted by justin_scott, Thu Apr-14-16 09:01 PM
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13005268, lol, I should have put "black" in quotation marks
Posted by flipnile, Fri Apr-15-16 08:11 AM
See how Black bears get stereotyped:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LweFZ5yxZ0A/VjSemVIkcLI/AAAAAAAAXY4/ArG2YZpMJyo/s1600/Attacked%2BBy%2Ban%2BUnarmed%2BBear.jpg

lol
13004705, all b.s. aside.. man, that is one beautiful animal
Posted by Amritsar, Thu Apr-14-16 10:37 AM