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Topic subjectYou are on a date, and go to that person's crib and see this.....
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13001920, You are on a date, and go to that person's crib and see this.....
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Sun Apr-10-16 10:44 AM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/de/ac/0c/deac0c7b17b89d06bdd33e0441d83531.jpg

What's your reaction?

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"
13001921, RE: You are on a date, and go to that person's crib and see this.....
Posted by bentagain, Sun Apr-10-16 10:47 AM
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/leaving-now-grandpa-simpsons.gif
13001922, ^^first thing I thought of. But I dont really know how I would react.
Posted by Binladen, Sun Apr-10-16 11:02 AM
Depends on what shes looks like.
13001928, How come I thought that was an Ewok in your avatar at first?
Posted by The Wordsmith, Sun Apr-10-16 11:43 AM

Since 1976
13001945, https://youtu.be/99UdqbS8q2M?t=82
Posted by CaptNish, Sun Apr-10-16 01:51 PM
https://youtu.be/99UdqbS8q2M?t=82
13001946, stick around to have a story for later
Posted by atruhead, Sun Apr-10-16 01:55 PM
her bizarreness cant just end there. I've done a lot of shit with women for the sake of the story
13002452, Im here. Mediocre dates are a dime a dozen.
Posted by BigReg, Mon Apr-11-16 02:41 PM
Great bad dates are the small talk gifts that keep on giving.
13001947, It's gonna hurt having sex on those....but I gotta do it. n/m
Posted by phemom, Sun Apr-10-16 02:02 PM
13001949, https://media.giphy.com/media/jHSbrehtGRtF6/giphy.gif
Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Sun Apr-10-16 02:03 PM
13001950, or this
Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Sun Apr-10-16 02:03 PM
http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/files/2015/11/22/635838298534657725-1407223626_IMG_5574.GIF
13001951, or this
Posted by GriftyMcgrift, Sun Apr-10-16 02:06 PM
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/06/Staring-reaction-gifs.gif?gs=a
13001952, I would maintain a straight face..and get the hell out
Posted by Mansa Musa, Sun Apr-10-16 02:17 PM
I have dated women in the past who had taste almost like this, and it was a red flag. It's not a gender thing, either. Having an apartment full of Star Trek action figures and Tonka trucks would send the same signal to would-be partners. That signal says: I am mentally frozen at the age of seven.


13001956, RE: You are on a date, and go to that person's crib and see this.....
Posted by Tiggerific, Sun Apr-10-16 02:56 PM
Your kids are going to be PAID!!!!!! That's what I would think. That person is a collector. I wouldn't trip. Its no different than collecting baseball/basketball cards.
13001985, 1st thought, yes
Posted by RS, Sun Apr-10-16 05:20 PM
2nd thought, "Why did this dumb ass take them out of the box?"
13001988, lololol. Not my first or second ...more like my 3rd or fourth lol
Posted by Seven, Sun Apr-10-16 05:55 PM
13001989, it depends on the person
Posted by justin_scott, Sun Apr-10-16 05:58 PM
the fact that they have them all in a case, well organized, tells me they aren't a hoarder. there's nothing wrong with hobbies, it's how you handle them that is the real question. are you broke buying them, do they matter more than people, etc etc. a lot of people have hobbies that overtake them, and a lot of people have hobbies that they keep in check.
13002000, It's ok if they were in a secret room behind a bookshelf
Posted by Atillah Moor, Sun Apr-10-16 06:34 PM
13002009, still fuckin.
Posted by now or never, Sun Apr-10-16 07:04 PM

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No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. (c) HL Mencken or some other motherfucker.
13002019, Make sure that I have an unobstructed view of the nearest exit.
Posted by Lardlad95, Sun Apr-10-16 07:22 PM
13002025, OH M GEE IS THAT A RAPUNZEL?!
Posted by SeV, Sun Apr-10-16 08:31 PM
*high pitch screeching*
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Dallas Cavericks LETS GO!!
13002089, 'we are not fucking in THIS room.'
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Apr-11-16 08:25 AM
13002090, check eBay to see which ones to bogart while she asleep
Posted by veritas, Mon Apr-11-16 08:28 AM
13002327, do a 360° turn and walk out of there.
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Apr-11-16 12:53 PM
http://s22.postimg.org/ur6mtqimp/360_walk_away.jpg


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.
13002330, you mean 180 degrees.
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Apr-11-16 12:55 PM
a 360 degree turn puts you right back in the direction you were going previously. a 180 degree turn puts you in the opposite direction.
13002442, did you miss the pic???
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Apr-11-16 02:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/axJmn.gif


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.
13002451, did you miss geometry class?
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Apr-11-16 02:40 PM
13002462, He thinks you should back away
Posted by janey, Mon Apr-11-16 02:44 PM
Twirl, and then back out. Don't let your back be turned on your date person for too long.....

~ ~ ~
All meetings end in separation
All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha

|\_/|
='_'=

Every hundred years, all new people
13002466, is that what's happening in the pic?
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Apr-11-16 02:47 PM
b/c i saw MJ see My Little Pony, then he did a 180 degree spin (though the text miscalculates it at 360 degrees) and then a 90 degree turn and then he moonwalked out.

it was weird.

i'm not the only one who didn't get it.

oh well.

but anyway, i commonly hear ppl confuse 180 and 360 in this circumstance. they indicate a 360 degree turn when they're talking about turning around and going back the other direction.
13002472, http://36.media.tumblr.com/37a717781d92656f1b8799ae16d0c224/tumblr_napw1hR9ol1rw0ifto1_1280.jpg
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Apr-11-16 02:51 PM
http://36.media.tumblr.com/37a717781d92656f1b8799ae16d0c224/tumblr_napw1hR9ol1rw0ifto1_1280.jpg


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.
13002468, and the pic I made illustrated that point
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Apr-11-16 02:48 PM
1. see that crazy MLP bullshit
2. MJ spin 360 deg
3. Moonwalk the fuck on up outta there.


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.
13002481, you tried it.
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Apr-11-16 02:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6LGxhZCnIc

13002484, https://media.giphy.com/media/u52gRNybAmAy4/giphy.gif
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Apr-11-16 02:59 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/u52gRNybAmAy4/giphy.gif

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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.
13002486, ...
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Apr-11-16 03:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pItlWMhNbjU
13002332, 360°?
Posted by flipnile, Mon Apr-11-16 12:56 PM
Wouldn't 540° be a bit more effective?
13002450, and you too
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Apr-11-16 02:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/axJmn.gif


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.
13002404, that's gonna be hard with them in your way
Posted by justin_scott, Mon Apr-11-16 02:07 PM
.
13002448, swear foe god...
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Apr-11-16 02:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/axJmn.gif


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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.
13002488, sorry Terrence Howard, but 360 turn is wrong
Posted by justin_scott, Mon Apr-11-16 03:04 PM
if you had said moonwalk outta there, the yeah...
13002492, a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by PoppaGeorge, Mon Apr-11-16 03:08 PM
and I made one for the occasion...

guess you only got the first three words...

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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.
13002533, How is it wrong? Spin around 360 degrees and moonwalk out?
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Mon Apr-11-16 03:49 PM

**********
"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"
13002335, walk out on that goo goo ga ga shit
Posted by rdhull, Mon Apr-11-16 12:57 PM
13002459, Fuck and run
Posted by janey, Mon Apr-11-16 02:43 PM
(c) Liz Phair

~ ~ ~
All meetings end in separation
All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha

|\_/|
='_'=

Every hundred years, all new people
13002637, http://oi44.tinypic.com/21c9s2p.jpg
Posted by NoDrawls McGraw, Mon Apr-11-16 07:47 PM
http://oi44.tinypic.com/21c9s2p.jpg







13002645, probably one of those broads who enjoys 'baby talk'
Posted by Amritsar, Mon Apr-11-16 08:14 PM
creeeeeeepy mcgee
13002646, she a bad chick idgaf
Posted by wluv, Mon Apr-11-16 08:18 PM
she collects stuffed animals so what

better than finding a heroin needle in her bathroom trashcan or something
13002673, ^ ^ ^Doesn't know how to read the signs.
Posted by NoDrawls McGraw, Mon Apr-11-16 10:21 PM
That whole, "I dont care as long as she look good" mindset
is how simple game-goofy ninjaz get got.




13002682, I think that a fortune is to be made one day. And I go sit on the couch.
Posted by Case_One, Mon Apr-11-16 10:30 PM

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13002753, i'm thinkin ''this hoe prolly got a million youtube subs -- JACK. POT.''
Posted by 2.tears.in.a.bucket, Tue Apr-12-16 03:30 AM
naw forreal tho you can cash in off obsession nowdays

its a new day, baby