I generally frequent B&N and always seem to end up having to take a dump there

>You know how you can look at a place most of the time, and
>tell how the bathroom is going to be? I've never been able to
>picture it. Sometimes I think they'd be tidy, other times they
>seem like they'd be horrible.
>
>I think they'd be clean until somebody comes in and drops a
>load with haste, then after that nobody bothers to clean them
>until it gets unbearable.