When it comes to relationships most people are doing some crazy or otherwise unbecoming shit at some point or the other.

I do not want to know.

End up finding out some goofy shit about your friend like he set some girl's stuffed animals on fire because somebody sent her a text late at night and then you gotta decide whether you ignore it or roast the shit out of him for it and risk YOUR Teddy Ruxpin going up in flames or whatever.

Everyone's crazy and I don't want any of the details unless I'm being paid to litigate it.