the behavior of the group was layered with nonsense.

my only theory is that what they were witnessing was SO UNBELIEVABLE, that they had body-spasms.

their conscience knew that touching was prohibited, but they still wanted some sort of tactile experience to top it all off.

so the mind is like QUCIK! TOUCH SOMETHING! PHYSICALLY AFFECT THIS SITUATION!

and so we're in a restaurant.

what's in a restaurant?

straws.

i imagine if it were a teddy bear factory, they'd have ben tossing all sorts of teddy bears at the young lady.

but here we are with straws.

and ketchup.

incredible.