If not, you're not quite as hipster/gentrified just yet. There's still hope.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/27/shoreditch-cereal-cafe-targeted-by-anti-gentrification-protesters

From anywhere to $3.80 on up you can get served a bowl of Fruit Loops.
http://cerealkillercafe.co.uk/