So yeah, I'm chilling with one of my jawns in atlantic City. This chick is my Peace chick but I guess she forgot. We had a nice night and at the end of the night i'm texting all my other chicks goodnight. Chick gets salty and we fall asleep.

Wake up in the morning and I'm texting my chicks good morning. Peace Chick starts complaining.

chick - Why must you text other chicks when you are with me?
Me - Don't get brand new, you know I have to check in on my other B*Thces to keep them in line.
Chick - **Pillow to the head and right cross**

Maybe I deserved some type of reaction since I basically lumped her in with all my other b*tches but she didn't have to punch me in the face. I saw stars and everything. LOL

I had to jump up and restrain her at the same time restraining myself from hitting her back.

What would you do if a woman you are dating cold cocked you while you are waking up?

Oh and I think I'm In Love with the small jawn with 5 kids, I call her Mother Hubbard. I'm P*ssy whipped the whole nine. She still tryna move in end of this year or tax season. She about to get a fat tax return maybe I will try it for a few months. Shrugs.

I don't get the reference

its californiacation

id say seasons 1-5 are solid. 6 and 7 are good but the magic is lost.

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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

It seems you make the terms clear to all of your b*tches...You could have given her a more polite reminder than that.
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Stars LOL

Maybe I should have said,

You know I have to check in on my other friends,
Sorry if that bothers you, I will try to be more discrete.

BUt I was half awake and just didn't give a F*ck at that particular moment.

We all been there.

For sure...whenever I get in trouble, it's almost always for the delivery, not the message itself, hehe.
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I would at the very least punched her in the thigh to let her know don't put ur hands on me

not a good look if you ain't serious....and IN GENERAL not a good look.

Good luck with that

D

>not a good look if you ain't serious....and IN GENERAL not a
>good look.
>
>Good luck with that
>
>D


Which is probably why the pussy is so damn good.
I can literally cut off all my other chicks and just bang this one for life.
But we can't be on the phone 3 minutes without arguing!!!

So imagine if we lived together with her 5 kids 5, 6, 8, 11, 11
The 4 oldest are girls too. **Shudders**

>But we can't be on the phone 3 minutes without arguing!!!
>
>So imagine if we lived together with her 5 kids 5, 6, 8, 11,
>11
>The 4 oldest are girls too. **Shudders**

Look, I ain't about that life, so my advice probably don't mean s much... but shit if you are not going to do it for yourself, don't put them damn kids through the clusterfuck that is bound to happen. If you can't be around her without arguing you don't need to be cohabitating with her FAMILY. The kids don't need to be around that. If she don't have the sense to see that, you should. Just continue to smang and don't interject yourself into the lives of those 5 children.

>>But we can't be on the phone 3 minutes without arguing!!!
>>
>>So imagine if we lived together with her 5 kids 5, 6, 8, 11,
>>11
>>The 4 oldest are girls too. **Shudders**
>
>Look, I ain't about that life, so my advice probably don't
>mean s much... but shit if you are not going to do it for
>yourself, don't put them damn kids through the clusterfuck
>that is bound to happen. If you can't be around her without
>arguing you don't need to be cohabitating with her FAMILY. The
>kids don't need to be around that. If she don't have the sense
>to see that, you should. Just continue to smang and don't
>interject yourself into the lives of those 5 children.

Kids asking me if I will be their new daddy and shit too. I'm like hold up I"m Just Mr Crisco for now.

You're on OKP. There's no scenario where a guy getting punched in the face by a woman isn't deemed acceptable, or, at a minimum, no big deal that you should just suck up and take it like a real man because women, despite being 100% equal to you, are frail, fragile creatures and you're a man.

You could have said good morning, I love you, you, I've decided to get rid of all 5th one other girls and settle in with you, and you still would have deserved it according to most OKP's. Domestic violence only exists if it's a female victim, you know.

That said, you were still a disrespectful prick and got what you deserved, but that doesn't make it acceptable for her to punch you.

>It's perfectly OK for her to punch you no matter what you said
>You're on OKP. There's no scenario where a guy getting
>punched in the face by a woman isn't deemed acceptable, or,
>at a minimum, no big deal that you should just suck up and
>take it like a real man because women, despite being 100%
>equal to you, are frail, fragile creatures and you're a man.
>
>You could have said good morning, I love you, you, I've
>decided to get rid of all 5th one other girls and settle in
>with you, and you still would have deserved it according to
>most OKP's. Domestic violence only exists if it's a female
>victim, you know.
Because I was about to say something on that too...flip the script and it would've been a different post entirely

And he did handle the situation all foul, but like you said, he shouldn't have caught an eye jammy for it

It's odd how people party on a man getting assaulted by a woman.

That mentality, in general, is pretty harmful to true progress.

>You're on OKP. There's no scenario where a guy getting
>punched in the face by a woman isn't deemed acceptable, or,
>at a minimum, no big deal that you should just suck up and
>take it like a real man because women, despite being 100%
>equal to you, are frail, fragile creatures and you're a man.
>
>You could have said good morning, I love you, you, I've
>decided to get rid of all 5th one other girls and settle in
>with you, and you still would have deserved it according to
>most OKP's. Domestic violence only exists if it's a female
>victim, you know.
>
>That said, you were still a disrespectful prick and got what
>you deserved, but that doesn't make it acceptable for her to
>punch you.

I was taking a dig at how equality is really a game of convenience around here.

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"Sometimes I contemplate moving to a warmer place, then the lake and skyline give me a warm embrace" © Common

>So yeah, I'm chilling with one of my jawns in atlantic City.
>This chick is my Peace chick but I guess she forgot. We had a
>nice night and at the end of the night i'm texting all my
>other chicks goodnight. Chick gets salty and we fall asleep.
>
>Wake up in the morning and I'm texting my chicks good morning.
>Peace Chick starts complaining.
>
>chick - Why must you text other chicks when you are with me?
>Me - Don't get brand new, you know I have to check in on my
>other B*Thces to keep them in line.
>Chick - **Pillow to the head and right cross**
>
>Maybe I deserved some type of reaction since I basically
>lumped her in with all my other b*tches but she didn't have to
>punch me in the face. I saw stars and everything. LOL
>
>I had to jump up and restrain her at the same time restraining
>myself from hitting her back.
>
>What would you do if a woman you are dating cold cocked you
>while you are waking up?
First off, that's messed up no matter what. You're a better man than most, to be woke up by a punch in the face and show restraint.


Oh and I think I'm In Love with the small jawn with 5 kids, I
>call her Mother Hubbard. I'm P*ssy whipped the whole nine. She
>still tryna move in end of this year or tax season. She about
>to get a fat tax return maybe I will try it for a few months.
>Shrugs.
NO SHRUGS!!! DUDE!

DON'T DO IT! RECONSIDER! (c) Andre 3000

This movie will not end well...trust

>>So yeah, I'm chilling with one of my jawns in atlantic
>City.
>>This chick is my Peace chick but I guess she forgot. We had
>a
>>nice night and at the end of the night i'm texting all my
>>other chicks goodnight. Chick gets salty and we fall asleep.
>>
>>Wake up in the morning and I'm texting my chicks good
>morning.
>>Peace Chick starts complaining.
>>
>>chick - Why must you text other chicks when you are with me?
>>Me - Don't get brand new, you know I have to check in on my
>>other B*Thces to keep them in line.
>>Chick - **Pillow to the head and right cross**
>>
>>Maybe I deserved some type of reaction since I basically
>>lumped her in with all my other b*tches but she didn't have
>to
>>punch me in the face. I saw stars and everything. LOL
>>
>>I had to jump up and restrain her at the same time
>restraining
>>myself from hitting her back.
>>
>>What would you do if a woman you are dating cold cocked you
>>while you are waking up?
>First off, that's messed up no matter what. You're a better
>man than most, to be woke up by a punch in the face and show
>restraint.
>
>
>Oh and I think I'm In Love with the small jawn with 5 kids, I
>>call her Mother Hubbard. I'm P*ssy whipped the whole nine.
>She
>>still tryna move in end of this year or tax season. She
>about
>>to get a fat tax return maybe I will try it for a few
>months.
>>Shrugs.
>NO SHRUGS!!! DUDE!
>
>DON'T DO IT! RECONSIDER! (c) Andre 3000
>
>This movie will not end well...trust

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"Sometimes I contemplate moving to a warmer place, then the lake and skyline give me a warm embrace" © Common

Why you think she had 7 Kids?

wtf!

that'd creep me out

The Okie Doke,
Muhammad Ali would have been proud