Shit, my wife is a lawyer.

But let's not act as if finding loopholes isn't a part of the job.

As dumb and extreme of an example it is, the Martin stand-up in which he asks "what the fuck is the trial about" in regards to evidence against Jeffrey Dahmer.

There are hundreds of millions of dollars wasted on our legal system. And I'm all for people getting a fair trial because obviously people have been innocently convicted but like I said above, something are simply black and white. I'm not even getting to the technicalities of if there was a criminal act committed. The evidence spells out that she is a piece of shit and that is going to override all else in my mind. There are times when the laws and the ways they're written don't add up.