Dude took my order, I ate, all that. I go to the bathroom after I finish, and realize that there's a phone with a lime green case. After washing my hands, I pick it up.......look at it, and it's not even on a screen saver....but on a porn app. The porn showing said "Hot Asian Cream Pie."

I put it down...wash my hands again. I go out and tell the lady who's at the register that someone left their phone in the bathroom. The dude that took my order overhears me, and says "OH!!!!! THAT'S MY PHONE!!!!!" and runs in there fast as hell.