I was watchin Ballers, which I love, and the latest episode ends with All These Things That I've Done by The Killers.

This seemed to me a subtle nod to one of The Rock's first films: Southland Tales. Here is a scene.

https://youtu.be/PgbuuUIMHq8

So maybe that's all you need to know in three min. If you're still curious, it is the most expensive, star studded turd in existence. It was the second movie by the guy who made Donnie Darko. They gave him a budget and The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, Justin Timberlake, half of SNL, Wood Harris and a crew of computer animators. The movie begins at episode IV. It's about multiple identity disorder and time travel and a baby who never pooped. It has anagrams and a wireless power source drained from the spinal fluid of the Earth.

They expected you to read a 300 page graphic novel to get episodes 1-3. I did. I still don't understand a damn thing. It's equally infuriating and strangely fulfilling to sit through.

Do you know any movies like that?

I think I was thinkin of Amazon Women on the moon

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I was more incensed when i realized it was lol

of trash ass movie lol

Started watching it on an OKrecommendation too.

Love that weirdo dude

it is terrible...

I missed last nights episode but i'm hooked!

I hate football. But I watch that show faithfully.

Bryant Gumble too for some reason.

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all kinds of then unknown now famous people in that movie.

and alot of dudes we never saw again lol

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like anytime they are on their roller blades theres this whooooosh sound

We all thought we were young Mitchell Goosens. I tell you no lie...

And I have yet to meet a teenager who doesn't love it.

just a really strange film

Her response to his condom cracked me up.

For HBO Heads it basically a spin-off off the comedy sketch show, "Mr. Show." Its just straight up white trash excess and slapstick hilarity.

But I never recommend it to anyone for fear that it reflects badly on my judgement of whats appropriate and passes for comedy these days..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Run_Ronnie_Run!

Paz De la Huerta being terrible.

It's mostly her bein naked and killin ppl and throwin things at the camera to remind you it was made in 3d.

Starring Wycleff

I have zero recollection of him. I remember a jewelry store tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJd-j4Ak2DQ

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132885/

everything about this movie is terrible...





... and you all should watch it.

lost my movie selecting privileges for awhile behind this one

I think there's a theme that could be talked about

but she wasn't having it

the dialogue is hilarious

mostly because it sounds awkward even in a foreign accent

I still say Fam, and Allow It

but yeah, she wouldn't even entertain my thoughts

just handed me an L, and I handed her the remote.

And Moses should have been Black Panther with Denzel as Tchaka.

Cmon bruv.

You killin me.

Ya'll have bad taste.
And the comment about the dialog is silly.
No, they don't talk like us. So?

I can't stand Birdman and do not understand why people dig it. I tried to watch it more than 3 times and I can't get into it. I then realized that I probably do not like it for the same reason people like the show Girls. Unlikable, miserable white people talking about white people problems, throwing tantrums and breaking furniture. Usually when a movie win Oscars I understand why, Birdman is an enigma. I find it snobbish and annoying.

Bottoms up....and the devil laughs..




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I've EVER seen.

It's on YouTube now!! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQTy0mFyV2A you gotta watch at least 10 min of the nonsense.

CLIFTON POWELL OWNS that mothafucka!!!!! Everything about it is perfectly horrible. The overacting, the random seemeingly real but fake news clips that pop up, the cinematography, the quality, the fact that you recognize folks like Allen Payne in it, man everything.

And the long jump scene.........most epic shit since Jesse Owens. These dudes were being chased by some other bangers, and at a park, one dude made the most amazing jump over a short wall that I've ever seen.

Tapped out.

The level of negrocity was just too high.

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Music is almost everything.

What does it have?

1. A flying white horse that is actually a dog. (This is never explained.)
2. Colin Farrell as a thief who has a miracle to give.
3. Russell Crowe hams it up intensely as Pearly Soames (that name!!), a derby-wearing demon whose sole purpose on Earth is to stop people from giving their miracles to others.
4. Will Smith as Satan, chilling in the sewer, reading books, rocking a t-shirt and blazer.
5. The timeline of the movie spans well over a hundred years.

There's so much more, too.

It's one of those movies where you admire how earnestly they REALLY go for it, even as you're sitting there wondering how all of this stuff got approved by anyone with sense.

Imagine my surprise.

Like, I've *never* been so surprised in a theater.

The rest of it is pretty bonkers. The bonkers-ness sort of slows down after the massive time jump, but really that's only the final twenty to twenty-five minutes or so (also, the structure of this movie makes NO sense). It's still worth it, especially if you have a massive itch on your head that requires scratching.

Awesome, awful movie.

We have the DVD and play it about once a year.

Multiple intoxicants can make for a fairly pleasurable experience.

although most folks here have probably seen it

saw it high for the first time and was cracking up laughing for like 60 minutes

the fist fight scenes were so comedic

none of it intentionally comedic btw...

could have been a good movie bc it's one of the classic noir stories...

but yo...it's told so horribly

it's awesome high movie though...i almost had an asthma attack for the first time in over 10 years we was laughing so hard

The Sequel to Donnie Darko. For some reason i was laughing a lot at how bad it was but i can't be sure it wasn't just the weed. Just a bad film all i can remember is they obviously couldn't afford to pay Mazzy Star for the soundtrack and had a lot of early 90sesque songs commissioned for the movie instead of using actual 90s songs. Terrible CGI and editing.

http://keymusic.bandcamp.com/album/apophenia

https://keymusic.bandcamp.com/

I loved the first film but I don't know if I should destroy that legacy by watching the next one.

They should've done an M. Darko instead

Cause The Box was also awful. I don't know why I gave him another chance after Southland Tales, but I wanted to try it since I loved the short story.

That story may have been ten pages. They made it the longest, wandering movie with nothing to say other than "Look, we got actors to be in this one too!"

the trailer had me convinced it would be hilarious.
No. It was not.
It was fucking garbage.

The Dinklage lip synclage cracked me up.

The absolute definition of pretentious film-making. The film actually offends me and I want people to have seen it so that we can hate it together.

Bottoms up....and the devil laughs..




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Gorgeous cinematography, KST going absolutely bonkers, all of the bad guy's karaoke-- I kinda sorta loved it, while also realizing that it's definitely not good.

I still love Drive though

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It was called Marci X. I saw it because I was a student and given free passes for a test screening. I think I single handedly got them to hold the movie back a few months because my survey was so brutal.


Here is the synopsis:

A Jewish-American Princess is forced to take control of a hard-core hip-hop record label and tries to rein the one of the label's most controversial rappers.

For some reason Damon W. played the hardcore rapper as super Prince-like effimanent. Of course the main source of jokes was white people rapping and talking hip-hop. Ugh.

I want people to see this movie just cause I want people to baffle with me how a movie so terrible could get made.


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson


"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

Why have I seen all of these? What is wrong with my life?

watching but they made it in real life....LMAO!!!!!

It's an indie thing by Jemaine Clement and Taika Watiti. They also made What We Do in the Shadows, which I want EVERYBODY to see, but it's not terrible at all. Eagle Vs Shark is pretty terrible. Or not. It's essentially a profane, angry, violent against the handicapped Napoleon dynamite in new Zealand who falls in love with a near mute quirky girl. Claymation happens. People get pushed outta wheelchairs. It's real in the zeal.

Eagle vs. Shark is textbook indie "let's be weird just to be weird" shit.

"Leet's just do thaht."

It's essentially a spaghetti western but with copious amounts of meth, cannibalism and close-up gore.

At one point in the film, I wondered to myself why humans don't have a mental systems purge option when we've seen too much.

I wanna delete some stuff now.

Probably the first movie to drag the Muppet Show to filth. Violent. Disturbing. Felt and velour covered anarchy with sporadic musical numbers. I found it on youtube if you're into it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSg0IMXptn4

I believe if you asked Sam how many movies he's been in, he would have no idea. I bet there are more than 20 of them he has never seen. Big Game is one of them. Formula 51 is prolly another one. And there's this: a simulated gladiator arena with real blood and injuries that magically get patched up with pills and staples.

Also available on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHx2L76zj_M

I've wondered since I saw it what made Halle Berry take that role...

Meet. I forget what movie I meant to buy, but that junk was horrific!!!

Poor Kim Fields...

I watched that movie a couple weeks ago and was like WTF did I just watch? It tries to be Machete-like with it's humorous kills and such, but it is one terrible terrible movie that I had to see through.

The movie is awful but I watched it while baked and laughed my ass off. Watched it again normal and I was like :-(

I'd recommend that one

I'll believe it's good when I see it.

Ryan Reynolds is a guy. In a life. Or several lives. He learns that every living thing is given a rank in the hierarchy of life. Angels are 10s. Humans are 7s. Koalas are 8s. Ryan Reynolds is a 9.

It makes more sense when Melissa McCarthy explains it, but that's basically it. It wants to be Darko, but it's not Darko.

that description alone

I fuck with Rudy Ray Moore SO much.

I still haven't seen it but want to eventually off the ridiculous trailer. Hell, just watched it again and didn't realize Dinklage is in it, Im gonna download tonight now. lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1sue-7Hllg

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086872/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRYDePSGO6I

Plush

I even thought about breaking the Netflix disc and saying it got lost in the mail so there was one less copy in the world. It's horrendous.

I liked it, it was confusing as fuck tho

the only notable thing is that the ghost is surprisingly muscular

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My dad rented this shit from JB Videos I'm guessing late 80's or early 90's. This shit was horrible. The only way to kill the zombies was to spay them with aerosol deodorant. Imagine that

It had everything: Rosario Dawson. Futuristic dancing that could actually happen in 60 years. Space age crooning. Several iterations of Dancin in the Moonlight. The biggest budget flop next to Waterworld, if I'm not mistaken.


It's purty bad.

Not the hit they were expecting, and by most Hollywood standards (with a marketing budget that's 2x the film budget), it "lost" money. It only made like 88 mil domestically, but made up the rest overseas.

Pluto Nash, on the other hand, cost $100m and made $7 mil.

SEVEN.

Huge flop, even more than Cutthroat Island (98m, made 10m)

fucking horrible

Hood classic status.

They even condensed it so it didn't bore you like a lot of other hood films.

'Stop cuzzin me! Stop bloodin me!'

^ Classic line

The only problem with this film is the same problem that you will find in many CA ghettos.

The settings look mad unintimidating.

Shootouts in from palm trees, surf, & sun.

SMH

pretty shitty "indy" movie with the ET kid

i totally forgot thats him

shit is garbage

pretty big cast though


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120696/

I mean...wow

I remember roughly thirty seconds of it. Big hair and steel transport pods?

Was that a thing?

I mean...wow

I watched this a few days after Guardians of the Galaxy because I haven't seen it since childhood.

With good reason. They felt the need to earn an R rating with their depiction of Duckworld, super weird for me. All those feathery filets on display. Like who made that directorial decision? What part of the story are you trying to convey?

Unless it's somehow desperately important that we know the ducks on this planet are mammalian.

easily


that movie is sooooooooooooo bad

looks the first one was freaking amazing

it was scary, weird, funny all these things but somehow intended for children?

til this day i hate the bully from the first one, hes a terrible person

large marge? nightmares

the magic shop? still scary


the opening scene? classic


BIG TOP FUCKING PEE WEE THOUGH


trash

even though it was a series (short lived)