For looking at porn on his phone while getting cut. He had warned him before that when dude was pulling up dick pics on his phone. He ain't blow his spot, just said 'hey man chillout with that bro.' 10 minutes later and dude had a porno rocking on his screen. That's when he yanked the cape off dude and told him to bounce. Left him with a half cut and everything. Dude ain't protest. He just got up and left shaking his head. I think dude was trying the barber. Only way I can see why someone would be that blatant with it. I thought it was fucked up he left dude with half a cut tho lol. But I can see why he felt disrespected.

just got up and walked out wit a half a fade huh lmao

Toss a magazine. Make it rain with his business cards. Do something man.

the fok homie thinking watching porn in public anyway

FOH!

either getting their own fade done or with their sons, plus a lot of shops these days are combo barber/beauty shops with at least 1 chick in there with a chair doing hair/braids, etc.

A lot of barbers would throw a dude out for watching straight porn especially after he's been warned.

there

plus, something I noticed in LA, there's ALOT of female barbers to begin with

but even IRT the hood spot with a bunch of toughs

when ol' girl walks in with shorty to get a fade

everybody knows the rules

damn sure never saw anybody just straight watching porn.

and there is no such rule.

that rule doesn't apply generally across barbershops. it's shop-specific.

so, i asked HIM which he meant.

thanks.

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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

Or joints owned by clergy.

The no cussing rule only applies if it's kids round

https://instagram.com/p/brz679x0-B/?taken-by=frazierapproves

back home

so when I'm in town I hit him up

http://www.gnachristianbarbershop.com/

last time was around the May/Pac fight

had to be careful getting into that convo

Jesus might smite me

but still, "The no cussing rule only applies if it's kids round"

is an unspoken rule everywhere I've ever gotten a cut

Especially near closing time.

or did he have his arms outside of the cape? Was he beating his gay dick and moaning, or just beating his gay dick or gay moaning?



AKA, You need more people

Had his arms outside the cape. Not answering the rest of them questions homie. Sus

if so, was he wearing earbuds?

if not, did the sound of the porn just go blaring out of the phone?

or was he looking at still photos?

if so, was he actually looking at pornography? or was he reading some site (like maybe a blog) that had ads for porn?

so you can see your phone while keeping your arms where they belong; under the cape. I guess you could also see a nigga beating his dick, if you're into that sort of thing, DjPoke.

I guess you could also see a nigga
>beating his dick, if you're into that sort of thing, DjPoke.

to get his other half cut. Its kinda genius when you think about it.

Nigga prolly not even gay.

I'm slow...had to re-read...my bad

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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

(c) Timex Social Club


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson


"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

>to get his other half cut. Its kinda genius when you think
>about it.
>
>Nigga prolly not even gay.


Let my love slide in and never slip out

>to get his other half cut. Its kinda genius when you think
>about it.
>
>Nigga prolly not even gay.

Galaxy S6 niggas pressing two buttons recording the whole situation broadcasting live.

Then again...

*thinks about it some more*

Depends on how far you have to walk to find another barber. Anything more than two blocks is social suicide, IMHO.

ROFL

above watching porn during a job interview even.

You want ya barber distracted like that? Hell do you want ya barber with a hard on with his shit inches away from ya face? Hell maybe that was gay dudes mission come to think of it.

something's missing.

but anyway, i check this hook-up website on my mobile while out in public. all manner of dick pics show up - in ppl's profiles and in the ads that run on the site. sometimes i worry about ppl seeing it and i feel like i should be discreet. but then i remember these ppl are looking at MY phone. and it's not like i invited them. fuck them if they don't like what they see they can look the fuck away. it's not my fault they snooped and then wanna clutch the pearls. fuck that.

so that barber picked the right dude. i'd have let him have it.

not connected to the company in any way. Someone else sees it and is offended.

Sexual harassment or nah?

in some work environments it'd be fine. in others it would likely create hostility. i dunno.

it ain't like you're in public walking about and people are encroaching on your space or privacy. you're sitting in the barber's chair. of course he can see your phone.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

what's to stop him from complaining about anything i look at on my phone during a cut?

it's unreasonable.

It's your phone, but it's his chair and place of business. In the eyes of the law who is more right?

if anything it's disorderly conduct. maybe public indecency. whatever charge one might catch for reading a porn mag in public. this is that.

rhetorical, semantics, etc. I know.

b/c the case would likely be tossed out if a charge was filed at all. it might go somewhere if the defendant has a lengthy criminal history but that's about it.

and i'd definitely need to speak w/the shop owner if the barber or some other wasn't willing to finish my cut.

again - i'm not buying the story here about the guy looking at gay porn during a haircut. not w/o more detail.

>

so if a barber puts you out of a chair unreasonably IYO you'd just slink away quietly w/o saying anything.

good for you.

that ain't me, bro. but you do your thing.

you shouldn't be that pressed to look at websites with porn on it.

i hadn't thought of that.

When ypu are pressed to find some butt sometimes you cant see the bigger picture

i'd be worried if you agreed.

sound like an even trade.

get balls on em lol.

i cant believe i just typed that. lmao.

gotta let an artist get into his creative zone
if you want that pristine cezanne shape up.

Sounds to me like one of those people that gets off on looking at porn in public. Would be weird and inappropriate if he was watching straight porn too.

At social media or read the news

i was just saying above - when i check A4A on my phone i see ads for porn sites and some of them have video. i'm not exactly looking at porn but there's porn on the screen then.

plus ppl's profiles have dick pics in them.

Grindr has no dick pix necessarily but there are some porn ads.

Jack'd too.

i dunno about Kik.

point is the guy may not have been looking at actual gay porn on his phone. and i dunno but plenty breeders have such a low threshold for pearl-clutching when it comes to gay shit. the guy could've been reading some blog that had a photo that was too 'racy' for the barber. w/o more detail i call 'bullshit' on this story.

In about a decade, he shoulda erred on the side of caution tho after being warned. He seemed like he didn't too much of a fuck tho

it turns out the barber has a general problem w/customers using their smartphone during a cut. DJPoke admits the customer may have been kicked out for reasons unrelated to the customer being gay or watching gay porn during the cut.

http://i.imgur.com/fxK8E2M.gif

go get your shoes shined!

a shoe shine. lol

I'm sure no one will be offended if you watching a vid.

shop don't. just because... i actually dont know why. good convo, maybe?

I'm on scarecrow status

breh show wrestling or sports all the time anyway so why would i be buried in my phone.

i might check a text during a clipper change-over, but that's about it.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

Constantly has to adjust dudes heads when they got their phone out. Mightve added to tossing dude out.

or watching gay porn?

or watching porn?

oh really?

but yet you made...THIS post.

i wonder why?

He couldn't miss this opportunity or this poast title

i call bullshit on this whole story.

Folk waiting for a cut didn't know what was going on till dude cape got snatched off and then barber started talking shit about what happened. Wasn't trying to make this about clowning gay people. Just telling a funny barbershop story bro.

sure.

get the entire fuck outta here w/this bullshit-ass story.

puhleeeeeeeeeeze go tell your homophobic, lying-ass barber to go fuck himself.

puhleeeeeeeeeeeze.

I apologize bro.

i think it's too late for an apology.

i dunno if i can go on like this.

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

kids are understandable

It was made up in part by things people would do just out of respect for one another. Maybe it was tradition, maybe it was patriarchy-- I can't call it, but I do know it's grave lies somewhere between chivalry and customer service.

delicate flowers they can't be sullied by dirty curse words w/o wiltering and withering away or being hardened such that they become unwifeable which leads them right down the road to degradation and spinsterism.

either way it's dead now. Young men walk around cursing at women, throwing jabs at them, calling them "dog", telling them they'll slap the shit out of them so I guess that's better than not cursing at or around them.

>It was made up in part by things people would do just out of
>respect for one another. Maybe it was tradition, maybe it was
>patriarchy-- I can't call it, but I do know it's grave lies
>somewhere between chivalry and customer service.

https://twitter.com/DillonJaden/status/627305604122570752

i mean like switching saying heyyyyyyyyyyyy style gaydie
i wonder if gayborhoods have shops that service that specific subgenre

Most times I see the barbers chop it up with them like they would anybody else.

>i wonder if gayborhoods have shops that service that specific
>subgenre

Nope. Black barbershops service gay clientele.

you went to your barbershop so maybe that's where yall be at
not saying they gotta get your cut in a basement somewhere, obviously yall go somewhere

A lot of niggas aint never been nowhere.

yall niggas weird.
how u mad fembots weren't at my barbershop.
relax

maybe you're projecting? b/c you post from deep in your own feelings?

i said that to say i doubt GM is 'mad'. i'm certainly not 'mad' about the post - i've been lol'ing at the barber throughout b/c i assumed the customer wasn't actually looking at porn but the barber is so caught up in his own anti-gay shit that he overreacted. of course, that's my reaction when give DJP's account of the story any credence. b/c homie later said the barber has a general problem whenever a customer uses a smartphone in the chair. so maybe the customer was kicked out not b/c he was gay or b/c he looked at porn but b/c he violated the barber's 'no phone' rule. anyway, if i believe DJP (and i don't necessarily) then the barber is a homophobic fool who lost out on $ he could've had if he'd just STFU and gotten over himself and his bullshit.

*shrugs*

oh and Goldie was right about the world being filled w/things you haven't seen. so your saying YOU haven't seen a flaming gay dude in your barbershop means nothing, really. well, it just means you haven't seen it. which doesn't say much.

I said that shit ain't help the cause. But he never has kicked anybody out the chair got using the phone. He kicked him out the chair for looking at porn on his phone after warning him to chillout 10 mins before.

Damn dude I don't see what's so unbelievable about this post. Ain't like I said he was beating off under the cape and when dude snatched it off dude busted in the barbers face. Ain't nothing outlandish about this post. I barely even post so I don't give a fuck about making shit up to do 'numbers'. By looking at your post count maybe that's your thing.

He's quick to label something homophobic anyway so take it for what it is.

you've deftly identified what i do but you haven't given a reason. tell us why i am the way i am.

No shade.

... and my sexuality is not a part of this post.

LOL, at no shade then throwing shade. Own the shade.

Actually, your ignorance isn't totally your fault -- I was recently thinking about making a post about black gay men's experiences at the barbershop. After all, we be all up in the black barbershops and often have interesting barber-related stories. But then I decided not to to because, as usual when I consider creating a post these days, I found something better to do with my time. So I blame myself and my robust social life for you not knowing any better and thus feeling compelled to post as you did. I'm sorry. I'll try to do better.

you're in your feelings doing too much per usual though

You were ignorant to the reality that gay dudes go to Black barbershops for haircuts. Unless you were just feigning ignorance. Either way - same thing.

if your barbershop was full of them
then congrats?
i don't even know why yall debating with me about what was going on in my barbershop...who gives a fuck really (besides u of course)

And either way, fool, you didn't know 'flamboyant' gay guys go to black barbershops. You were - ignorant - to that fact.

that's all i know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmaWsFdbYx0

I have failed you. My bad.

they are full of bombaclots and rasclots and all of that shit. it cracks me up. and i see fellow gays up in the chairs getting cuts.

i also saw us at my most recent former shop. the shop is pretty male-centric and very much breedered out. dudes hang out in there chopping it up and talking shit all day. and i've seen plenty gay dudes in there getting cuts - i even saw one having extensions installed.

Not the dude that got thrown out. I didn't even know dude was gay till after what went down. But yea there's this semi flaming young nigga that come in the shop. He be baking weed edibles and selling em in the shop. But my barber cool with him. He had baked my barber a cake for his bday one time and niggas tried clowning my barber when dude left. Barber was like fuck yall this shit gooder than a muthafucka. Niggas was trying to get a slice a lil while afterwards but barber wasn't having it. Niggas was salty lol

>Not the dude that got thrown out. I didn't even know dude was
>gay till after what went down. But yea there's this semi
>flaming young nigga that come in the shop. He be baking weed
>edibles and selling em in the shop. But my barber cool with
>him. He had baked my barber a cake for his bday one time and
>niggas tried clowning my barber when dude left. Barber was
>like fuck yall this shit gooder than a muthafucka. Niggas was
>trying to get a slice a lil while afterwards but barber wasn't
>having it. Niggas was salty lol

> He had baked my barber a cake for his bday one time and
>niggas tried clowning my barber when dude left. Barber was
>like fuck yall this shit gooder than a muthafucka. Niggas was
>trying to get a slice a lil while afterwards but barber wasn't
>having it. Niggas was salty lol

reminds me of something I read years and years ago from CL Smooth about seeing people get shot up and such in his barbershop. Anyone knows what I'm referring to?

http://allhiphop.com/2004/08/24/cl-smooth-broken-atoms/

like an anniversary of sorts. He said so much in that interview.

as an insult.

i team barber though.

dude got warned and went straight through the stop sign.

Me and my barber sometimes show each other instagram models, especially if its some new chick i found on there since the last cut.

But its usually before the cut.

dude did all kinds of violating.

i wouldnt have even watched straight porn in the chair.

what kind of extra horny sh*t is that you cant wait 15 minutes for the cut to be done to watch it? smh

maybe it's not
it's pretty funny
sounds made up though.

I don't see anything outlandish about this. Hell I might start posting more. This is pretty mundane compared to other shit that goes on in my barbershop. Or in my life for that matter. Used to only pop up and post randomly about mt baby momma situations. But niggas thought I was making that shit up too. Owell.