today i got a free galaxy s6 from verizon by threatening to switch to at&t which was offering a crazy deal for new customers through my employee discount. it took about three hours over the course one long chat session and two calls but it was worth it

the best part is i don't even care about what the phone can do. i'm not going to use it to its fullest extent. my current phone is a nearly 5 year old droid x and i never turn it on. the most use i'm going to get out of this galaxy is playing final fantasy tactics while i'm en route to my cousin's wedding in october