Was laying in bed too lazy to change the channel when some program in Spanish about her and Dennis Rodman's romance (we set the culture agenda for the world!) came on.

I thought to myself, "Wow, this whored out slag was a huge sex symbol? Man did we have bad taste!" Looked like an old washed up exotic dancer, face without make was some skidded-up pampers.

I was always a Jenny McCarthy guy at that time, and she was pretty hot. Too bad she turned out to be one of these annoying talking head types.

Back to the topic, uh, sorta, man Rodman dropped dick on a lot of famous broads in the 90s. Carmen Electra, Madonna and when I saw him on House of Style I could tell Cindy Crawford was intrigued. The lesson? Girls like an ugly motherfucker with a drinking problem wearing a wedding dress.