Come in here and hopefully someone can validate your craziness.

Me? I sometimes iron my shirt while I am wearing it (washboard abs-vertisment).

Like if I'm running late and need a real quick touch up, I'll grab the iron, crank that thing up to cotton, and get busy right on my chest.

I just had a glance in the mirror where I realized how stupid this is. Probably don't save any time at all.
I just pray no one has ever seen me doing it lol.

How about y'all? You warsh meats? Freeze your weights?

i'll knock out a wrinkle on some jeans while i got them on though.

I just know I'm going to slip eventually and get that direct skin to iron contact. Maybe that will put and end to this?

Like, I'd be at the mall shopping, and as a dessert/treat, I'd go to the movies, spend $5-$6 on a small popcorn, hella butterize that mothersucker, and then...leave. I did this a whole lot in HS and college.

smh

that would've been great.

I like the last digits to end in 7. 17.77 or 37.77 are my most common fill up amounts.

it's ridiculous.

i'll be back with more.

some shit I'd buy at a store. Stopping it right at $59.99

that's how i look at my account and see my gas charges...


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and try again on the next dollar/cent combination.






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"Get ready..for your blessing..."

i suppose if you don't let it flow til it stops itself you can make it happen more often than not, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

^^^that didnt come to mind?

it didn't.

only season mode tho

lol

I remember losing a game and in my head pretending the coach bitched about bad calls

I even started talking to myself, and my brother walked in and was like WTF are you doing?

Had to give him the Dylan Jean I don't know stare...lol

mirror after the game. Think my brother caught me a time or two.

Now its just like if i got some free brain time after a game like in the shower or washing dishes/taking out trash lol.

At the end of each season, I'd write down the statistical leaders and name an MVP on offense and defense. And at a time, I would write out recaps and recruiting updates on the IGN message board and I had a following of several people who found my writings quite gripping.
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I like the crunch of the leaves and to see the ants run...

>I like the crunch of the leaves and to see the ants run...

But maybe not

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I don't play online, fugga MyPlayer or tourney. Strictly season to season action and GM'ing my rosters.
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"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"

even done that in a few years.

..I used to work as a receptionist and would get bored so it started there..and continued long after I left ... it was a great way to not get tracked at work

My ex and I used to run around various cities speaking a made up language it was a great exercise on communication (cause we technically didn't know what the other was saying yet we somehow did),

around manhattan. If they went in a building i'd pick someone else. This was before maps was on your phone so i got lost a couple of times.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0154506/

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"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plica_fimbriata

i'll act as if I'M the rapper performing before a crowd

did it a lot more as a younger guy. But every once in a while...


lol that felt so dumb typing that out

I have as a teenager when we got our 5 disc cd changer and found the shuffle button

For whatever reason it's only one or two songs at a time

Last one was Sunday night. Got drunk and rapped Andre 3000's "a day in the life"

i guess i only do this if the song is funky.

i add Biggie's adlibs as heard in 'One More Chance/Stay With Me'. so lots of 'Uh' and 'Uh-huh' at the end of every line.

oh and i also will add some James Brown/Prince-style 'Good God' when i'm really feeling a song.

so i'm either on a cooking show, cleaning show (lol), or am teaching broads how to put on basic makeup lol

nice habit.

i know you are like who doesn't


no i close inspect it
like a friend thought i was talking to a dorito

i was mainly looking for the cheesier side
but i realized i do this with all food I'm basically look for the tastiest bits
but apparently i do it so intently i look like i'm having a conversation
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You cannot hate people for their own good.

The tastiest bit I Dorito!?

Dying.

It's hilarious because my sons do the same.


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"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

homeboys who grew up on our street. One's name is Anthony, and his little brother goes by "Flaww-C," so anything that rhymes? We put their names in it. "All the hoes wanna kick it with meee, cause I run with Anthoneeee, and his little brother Flaww-Ceeeee"

And perform them for my wife.

I changed the words for some, add a lisp for others, have a dance or use a totally different voice...

so every time one of those songs come on, she laughs and expects a show.

we also sing happy birthday real horribly to family on their birthdays. But we be in tune like shit and argue after we hang up when someone is too out of key.

... in case I was followed.

If someone white is walking in front of me or behind me and it's late at night, I stop and let them pass.

Keep my stuff packed in case I have to leave in the middle of the night...

First 15 minutes of each day dedicated to dicking around on my smartphone.

Pull my door twice after locking it.

Position the hammer under the mattress just in case an undesirable goes on a rampage.

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I mock what people say all the time... But I make the person I'm mocking seem dumb as hell with the voice that i use.

It's a slider switch. 2001 GMC. So I doubt I would be doing this on newer vehicles that use buttons.

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I live across the street from a tv station and often cut through the parking lot walking or driving. (Our back parking lots face each other). I'm always trying to figure out who owns what car specifically the Benzes by watching the evening news.

and after the club let out they screamed "time to car chase" and they ran outside and ran up on every luxury car looking thirsty as fuck tossing numbers in the Windows.

I will never forget that story. only reason she was with them is because dude who had a party bus showed up in a short bus with tinted windows and one of the girls said "us too cute for this short bus"

In my head I hear 'LOOSE BOOTY!!' and the beat drops and I silently rock out for about 30 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi20Xp8Fe00



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or if they have a fast ass car like a porsche, vette, or something. I race them til I cross the nearest finish line in my head. I always win.

tend to be nice to those who have Obama stickers on the back of their cars as well.

when I pass them

You know how sometimes you meet someone who you dig, who seems perfect, who you believe would be a great addition to your life and vice versa and who seems to dig you back only to learn that your encounter will be temporary and there is little to no chance of ever seeing this person again?

Well I do this thing where I fall into this movie/tv fantasy type of thinking where I believe there is no distance that could keep me from trying to win this person over and that some kind of long distance romance can emerge where I and this person will overcome vast odds and obstacles to ultimately run hand in hand through some non-existent,picture perfect, forsaken meadow or something.

I'm pretty sure it's just me-- most people either attract the person or get over it, me I just sulk as long as it takes feeling like life has robbed me yet again and is now rolling on the floor of creation laughing hysterically.

I have however ironed my shirt while wearing it. It was not very effective, but mildly thrilling.

started from the bottom is the absolute best song for this, so far.