1) Ignore the chick, get a hand on the bar & focus 2) Dance too hard at a small opening. People will move away. 3) Don't dance at all..and make the "I see through your fuckery" eye contact. They know what they're doing and will usually calm down with the pushing and drunk routine 4) Call in reinforcements 5) Buy her a shot, she needs it more than you.


And did the other dudes really not see the punch (feel the breeze?) or did they feign ignorance to keep the party going?