b/c when i sit w/all my gal pals getting our nails done and chit-chatting about boys i hear everything they say. and later when we're all getting dolled up to go to the club and they let me see their titties and feel up on they booties but it's not a big deal b/c i'm gay i give them advice on how to deal w/boys. then the next day after the club when we go have brunch and shop for shoes we dish about what happened the day before w/their boys and then we go have more mani/pedis and gossip and spill T about boys. and so there's nothing you can tell me about them that i dunno, fool.