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12830212, are you a toaster?
Posted by Deadzombie, Wed Dec-31-69 07:00 PM
me? i think it's kinda silly.

Poll question: are you a toaster?

Poll result (23 votes)
yes. i'm compelled to mark the occasion by raising my glass with my bar party. (9 votes)Vote
not really. it's never on my mind, but I'll do it - if prompted. (9 votes)Vote
i don't like shit. i don't go outside. (5 votes)Vote

  

12830236, Like with a speech and shit? Nah.
Posted by Hitokiri, Sun Jun-14-15 12:03 AM
But I'll tap my glass to the homies I pass.
12830264, doesn't bother me one way or the other
Posted by exactopposite, Sun Jun-14-15 07:57 AM
if it gets stupid i'll go outside or bust a joke on the toaster to end it all.

Also, i prefer my bread toasted
12830612, wait... you said you will go outside?
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Jun-15-15 08:02 AM
12830618, muthafuckin smoke-break.
Posted by Deadzombie, Mon Jun-15-15 08:09 AM
12832467, zacklee
Posted by exactopposite, Tue Jun-16-15 07:57 PM
12830407, Yup, if its shots or someone buys a round...glasses will get clanked
Posted by legsdiamond, Sun Jun-14-15 07:12 PM
No speeches tho...

"Get money" or "love yall niggas"

Anyone saying more than 5 words better be at a 50th bday or a wedding
12830408, I'll do it sometimes. It's a good why to show love and respect.
Posted by Case_One, Sun Jun-14-15 07:14 PM

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"Romans 10 : 9 says, "If you declare
with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,”
and believe in your heart that
God raised him from the dead,
you will be saved."
12830709, i'm gonna assume you voted green.
Posted by KiloMcG, Mon Jun-15-15 10:04 AM
12830718, <---- Russian
Posted by blackrussian, Mon Jun-15-15 10:14 AM
Aka mandatory toasting
12830767, Played an impromptu toasting game one time with a bottle of moonshine
Posted by Cocobrotha2, Mon Jun-15-15 10:50 AM
It was store bought moonshine but it was still strong as hell (blackberries in the bottom were clear).

I don't remember much of the game but basically when the bottle came to you, you had to come up with a toast... if you couldn't, or it made no sense, you had to drink.

Or was it that you had to drink regardless and people eventually just fell out of the circle?

I don't remember, we got fucked up. It was fun though... some people are really eloquent.
12830769, well, i can fit two pieces of bread in....oh wait. not that toaster :)
Posted by Damali, Mon Jun-15-15 10:52 AM
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12830826, I'm more of a waffle iron, myself
Posted by janey, Mon Jun-15-15 11:43 AM

~ ~ ~
All meetings end in separation
All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha

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='_'=

Every hundred years, all new people
12832898, i just spent 5 minutes trying to find a gif of a micronaut waving
Posted by PG, Wed Jun-17-15 12:38 PM
12832657, verde
Posted by bonitaapplebaum71481, Wed Jun-17-15 09:18 AM
*spits on the ground*



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12832695, i definitely thought this was a self-identity question
Posted by MiracleRic, Wed Jun-17-15 09:52 AM
12832706, are you able to describe a self-identified 'toaster'?
Posted by Deadzombie, Wed Jun-17-15 10:05 AM
12832954, i'm more of a griddle myself
Posted by MiracleRic, Wed Jun-17-15 01:28 PM
12832915, I think I do "cheers" and a small toast for every first drink I have.
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Wed Jun-17-15 12:58 PM

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12832936, What I DON'T like...
Posted by Hamsterline, Wed Jun-17-15 01:14 PM
is when others try to force someone to make a speech.

I also don't like those who are overly verbose when making a speech for occasions that really aren't a big deal or don't call for it.