I dont know none without em.

I need to get in on this racket...

http://shiiiit.com/


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. . . If I have something to say when there is a reason involved, I am perfectly willing to talk. Katherine Hepburn

the young ones got mo than u can shake a stick at..

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson


"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

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. . . If I have something to say when there is a reason involved, I am perfectly willing to talk. Katherine Hepburn

The biggest thing for me is divorce. How can you honestly you're about defending marriage if you're not trying to outlaw divorce?

But then, there's a fair few preachers out there who will divorce their wives with few qualms, or at least want the option to if it comes down to that.

my dude is a pastor and yo, the stories he tells are unbelievable.

One time a woman came into his church and said "pastor, I just wanna duck or sick"

he was like "this is the house of the lord"

MEET ME OUTSIDE, MEET ME OUTSIDE

who is a pastor has so much booty thrown at him and this was his theory.

Women are going to church to find a man sent by God or even the second coming of Jesus himself... but since that ain't happening they look to the man in the pulpit.

>who is a pastor has so much booty thrown at him and this was
>his theory.
>
>Women are going to church to find a man sent by God or even
>the second coming of Jesus himself... but since that ain't
>happening they look to the man in the pulpit.
>
>


Charisma goes a long way with women and pastors generally have alot of it.

adult men in the church, depending on the size of the church.

Plus, being a good preacher is infused with liveness and what would be called swag outside of the church. Alot of women respond to that on a primal level.

draw some women in? Outside of that, pastors are good providers, so I supposed that is a major draw as well.

Same with Rock stars. Women are attracted to the power of the person leading the crowd and have always been naturally attracted to those who have command or influence over many.

>my dude is a pastor and yo, the stories he tells are
>unbelievable.
>
>One time a woman came into his church and said "pastor, I just
>wanna duck or sick"
>
>he was like "this is the house of the lord"
>
>MEET ME OUTSIDE, MEET ME OUTSIDE

and then he saw that ass and was like..... "waaaaiiiit"

He said the Baptist preachers are even worse than he is and he is terrible. He doesn't drink so he is always the designated driver at conferences. He said those dudes go hard at conferences.

women aren't any better. I was in his car one time when a woman of the cloth was depressed because a preacher wouldn't leave his wife. She was like "I knew the rules and knew he wouldn't leave her but it still hurts"

once she hung up I asked him if this was common and he said it's all too common.

at a new church for a couple months now. and my brother is waaaaay better than me. way better. off the strength of being tall (6'4) and good looking alone i'd be fucking like crazy, but he's a righteous man, probably because we've seen so much unrighteousness in the "business". but since he's been preaching he says its on another level. he says grandmoms and mom's just be stalking him for their daughters. and i'm sure the daughters make it plain too.

that's why i gotta get up there. if he's not going to capitalize on it, then dammit....i'll be the wild and charismatic older brother.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

did your dad retire? i think someone told me he was retiring soon.

August i think. and i love it. fuck it. go to Florida and play golf. enjoy your life.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

Jesus

bird

lebron

Goose


That order

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf54csk6oJE

dude got locked up a few times for petty crimes, was an addict, just a wild nigga before it was cool to be a wild ngga. dude got saved in the late 90s and went to divinity school and ended up becoming a reverend. he told me the amounts of "attention" he gets thrown his way is straight up unbelievable lol. he said he exercises restraint and prays alot but he sees how the many have fallen

One of them, I went to his IG and hit the tab to show pics he was tagged in...

Man, he was tagged in this chick's pic of herself but underneath the pic they were chatting... She was asking when he was coming back to ATL to tap that and he was saying he had a conference coming up soon and he wanted her to wait on him at the hotel spread eagle.

Meanwhile her page was not private and the caption on the pic, was like "Going to church". It was crazy, so I left him alone real quick.


The second pastor turned out to be married! Found out on Instagram lol. And there's always lots of women commenting under his pics. He says he gets a lot of DMs from women, asking for prayer...

one time they had a conference in Houston...

and dude called him in Dallas talking about "Don't ask me how I ended up in Dallas, you gonna have to preach for me today"

But yea they told me about those "conferences" and "retreats"... Little freaknicks

ever lol.

>he was tagged in this chick's pic of herself but
>underneath the pic they were chatting... She was asking when
>he was coming back to ATL to tap that and he was saying he had
>a conference coming up soon and he wanted her to wait on him
>at the hotel spread eagle.
>
>Meanwhile her page was not private and the caption on the pic,
>was like "Going to church".

....single pastors have to catch it the WORST....

...i know my church's asst pastor's wife passed away a few years ago...they had been married over 20 yrs i think....dude was remarried withing a year and a half.....one time preaching, he basically said that he wasn't built to be single...i took part of what he was saying to mean that them women were coming at him HARD....

shoot....marvin Sapp hadda get restaining orders on women for showing up on his property trying to holla after his wife passed...dude was all over social media asking them women to stop trying to get at him so hard...