yeah, I'm talking to you. With the empty shopping cart in the cereal aisle asking my wife what cereal she likes.

Talking about "I like your t shirt, who designed it?.... oh, a friend in college from 20 years ago, did y'all break up?

c'mon nigga... do better.

talking about "where is the captain crunch?" when I rolled up with my shopping cart but you were looking at 12 boxes of honey bunches of oats.


then had the nerve to bust out into some weird stretches like Woody Harrilson in White Man Can't jump in the middle of the aisle.

but I can't front, at least you out here trying to spit game. but next time, put a few things in your cart.

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

You gotta find an opening somewhere and go from there though
Speaking of college
I had an associate who would spit some of the Most disrespectful game ever
He'd say shit like

"Hey half cute" or "Sista big bones"
Then follow it with I like your weave
He moved units off of game lines like that i was shocked

>I had an associate who would spit some of the Most
>disrespectful game ever
>He'd say shit like
>
>"Hey half cute" or "Sista big bones"
>Then follow it with I like your weave
>He moved units off of game lines like that i was shocked


that was the key strategy/tactic of some VH1 show that was called "The Pick-up artist"

It was about saying something harsh (a "neg") to throw a woman off-balance, then presumably this woman will soon after have a deep interest/infatuation with the man (because presumably she's used to men "flattering" her and...........whatever......y'all get it).

I wonder does it only work in the club setting
Or could you take this elsewhere
Because my associate only used it in the
Club let out crowd. I'm retry positive inebriation played a role in this

Funny thing is we were both sweaty and bummy from working in the yard and bith of us were getting lazy hollas when we went in separate aisles.

Must be the Pollen in the hair/air.

> both of us were getting lazy hollas when we went
>in separate aisles.
>
>Must be the Pollen in the hair/air.

Might be some validity to those claims though
I've noticed on full moons and crescents I get alotta love from the Orlando constituency

'...you're not THAT fat....'


'...you actually look KINDA cute.....'

smh

you got holla'd at

congrats

as your man

why do I need to know?

I was in the grocery store with her... just in a different aisle and rolled up as he was finishing his wack holla.

no reason to get mad bruh... its Sunday

do about it is make a post on OkayPlayer

and I'm mad?

I read it as she relayed the story to you

which does bother me

carry on.

and no, I don't get mad when a dude tries to holla at my wife and falls back when I approach and says "now where is the cap'n crunch"

no one should be mad in this post.

>do about it is make a post on OkayPlayer
>
>and I'm mad?

to this scenario?

http://i.imgur.com/3wrIA7e.gif

on some, 'when keepin it real, goes wrong'

but that gif works, as well

>http://i.imgur.com/3wrIA7e.gif

It's plenty of money to be made
from Candler Road to Bankhead
It's plenty of room to get paid
for those that ain't scared

I would have expected my wife to mention that she was married somewhere in the exchange

which was the issue I was alluding to in my initial response

i.e., I prefer a woman who can shut down unwanted hollas

not a woman who expects me to do something about it

as far as the husband's response

he coulda strolled up gave her kiss, hey honey, etc...

didn't need to be an all out confrontation

but the shut down game should be on point by now

>I would have expected my wife to mention that she was married
>somewhere in the exchange

not even so much about what exactly happened.
i'm waiting for some hilarity ensues responses

not a critique on what should've/ shouldnt've happened

anytime a dude ask her a few a questions?

and are you really gonna embarass yourself by giving her a kiss in aisle 5 to let a lame nigga know she is taken?

you are supposed to laugh it off.. it wasn't disrespectful, just corny.

:/

at the time bc you're making a lot out of a fun story.

give me daily updates on the dudes that tried to holla at her

it got real f'n annoying

after awhile I came to the conclusion that it was the result of how she conducted herself

and most likely for attention

it wasn't clear from the OP if he was present for the convo

or it had been relayed to him

not that deep, really.

usually those cereal type conversations
are between the couple like they really
need to make grocery decisions in such a way...
then they think every person trying to get around
them blocking the aisle with that nonsense
is trying to side holla or is somehow jealous
save ur for date night...

dude was just a chatty weirdo
everyone knows you get your holla
on with the employees

pipe down.

like this:

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr02/11/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-9867-1384184123-39.gif

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"And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful." ~ 2 Tim 2:4

had this been prior to 2000 that prolly coulda been me, but you would have smelled the essential oils up and down the asile and I would have had a box of some sort of granola cereal and lactaid pills in the cart.

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i decided to have waffles instead

...sounds fairly embarrasin for him, but in my head she musta been looking SO good that he'd risk and succeed with, embarrassing himself to try and start a conversation like that...

good for you both...

You walk near the both of them.
smack her on the ass...throw something in the cart (if time allows--make it a box of Magnums but any ol' thing'll do)


and

keep walking without saying a word.

I LaLa'd my queen... smh

she got that ((((glow)))).