I was at a training yesterday and we were at the end where everyone was sharing what they'd written as their purpose over the past two days. Now one, this shit was designed for white people, not for me. And it was 4 and we were just starting. Usually these trainings are done by 3:30.

So the first few people read theirs, and i gather my things. The facilitators says "Whoa hitokiri, i know you ain't leaving without having read your purpose."

"I gotta go pick up the kids."

I ain't got no kids.