Last year a guy I was seeing bought tickets to the Drake vs Lil Wayne tour when it came to New York and asked me to be his date
even the way he presented it, he knew what my response would be because he asked "You wouldn't say no to me on my birthday...right?"

I almost wished he'd had asked for anal or a threesome instead.

Got my hair done the night before
went to work wearing one of my flyest outfits
we get to the damn show and we're surrounded by nothing but teenyboppers
One of the girls next to us begged us to buy alcohol for her for almost 20 minutes.
he kept whining about how old he felt (he turned 32) and at one point I snapped on him, "what the hell did your ass expect??!!"

All I kept thinking was I would've had hella fun if I went with my little brother who's a huge Drake fan (they share the same birthday) and is also 9 years younger than me.

That situation dissolved a few weeks later and it was all for the best. I didn't know how I was going to explain that I was seriously dating a diehard Drake fan to anyone who actually loves me.