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Apparently it's really fucking difficult to break it where I did. Like damn near impossible.

I was on a date with my BMW-driving neurologist and getting out the car to go make sure they didn't give our table away because we were running late for our reservations. When I got out the car and started to close the door he said something to me and I turned to open the door and it closed on my thumb. But the slam dunk went the bad part. I could have lived with just the slam.

But those fucking BMW auto-close doors... Pulled shut on my thumb and broke that bitch. I actually heard the snap right before my blood curdling screams.

Blah blah blah... Go to the ER, have X-rays, doctor says he wants to drain the hematoma to relieve the pressure and hopefully stop some of the throbbing pain. Then goes and sticks a long ass needle in my fucked up ass thumb and SQUEEZES my broke as finger and drains absolutely nothing. Puts me in a splint, gives me a prescription for Percocet and tells me to follow up with a hand specialist in 1-2 weeks.

So now I'm sitting at home high on perkys considering breaking up with the neurologist cause he had the nerve to blame Walter Scott's death on him resisting arrest (whole nother post). Talk to me as I drift off to sleep.