Dayumn.

https://vid.me/Yczs

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson


"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

The real comedians are always better.

"bieber, you're so famous that even when you went to Anne Frank's house, you had people waiting outside to see you. I just wish it was the same people who were waiting for Anne Frank." Jeff Ross

"Shaq and Kevin Hart are here. Is this a roast, or Tyler Perry's 'Of Mice and Men'?" Hannibal Burress

and of course her delivery was stiff and not natural and the truth is the jokes weren't THAT funny but the joke isn't the jokes but the fact that Martha Stewart is telling such raunchy jokes.


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson


"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

"Well, actually...the WRITERS..."

Can't you enjoy anything without getting all #ACTUALLY on it?

my point is that the actual comedians deserve the shine more than the people paid to read some lines.
This ain't tv drama, its stand up comedy.

Ol' defend Diddy to death ass niggas.

"b-b-b-but he write checks tho!"

Writers can give a killer roast script...and then someone doesn't deliver (The Situation, anyone?). Martha killed it, and she was totally game, and owned the role. That, along with a great script, is why she killed it.

To act like those guys don't deserve shine is dumb.

Hell, Snoop elevated some jokes through his performance that otherwise wouldn't have done great.

It goes both ways.

at least Pryor did.

but there might be someone somewhere who watched the Roast and read this post w/o knowing that the non-comedians who appeared had their bits written for them by professionals. so you're doing the Lord's work by bringing up the writers as ppl are congratulating Martha Stewart and praising her performance.

but whatev. this discussion with homie above isn't gonna go anywhere. We're both gonna refuse to acknowledge the point the other is making in typical okp fashion.

It was about Martha getting love over the comedians.
But since you, in typical ok fashion are dying for the last word -- here's your chance. Go ahead. Take it.

If I liked Martha's set more than, say...Chris Delia, that's wrong because she didn't write her own? I'm confused as to the point you're attempting to make here.

would of come off a lot better...twas funny tho

nm

and she's a great sport which is awesome.

lol
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You cannot hate people for their own good.

Worth it just to hear her say "get got"

In this twitter outrage era.

Good lines. Medium delivery.

Anybody got a link to the whole thing?

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bludgeoning evil doers

Martha was funny too.

he is gonna be huge.

also, i LOVE that he makes jokes about his father's death because it makes EVERYONE squirm.

i love when people joke about shit that's one of those "you shouldn't make jokes about that" subjects.

that's why i love guys like Jeselnik too.

Pete is so young too so there's plenty of time for him to blow up.

i just love her

If there's a Jeff Ross roast compilation on Youtube I will make time for it soon

Im new to her


>If there's a Jeff Ross roast compilation on Youtube I will
>make time for it soon

It seemed like plenty of them actually gave no fucks about dude.
You could always tell back when they roasted a fellow comedian that they actually cared about the roastee... Nah. Not this time.

Complete PR move by Beibers team, but it was funny as shit.


Hannibal Buress' "I like your music about as much as Bill Cosby likes my stand-up" might've been the line of the night. And then Jeff Ross doing Harts "run" put it over the top.

"Kevin is from Philly, just like Bill Cosby. And just like with Bill Cosby, most women you have sex with don't know that you're inside them"

the disdain for Biebz from the dais was palpable. and unusual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWn0hO8vK-U

I hear in general that that was one of the most unpleasant roasts in history as far comedians hating the honorees and the feeling being mutual.


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson


"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

he went IN. brilliantly.

http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/justin-bieber-roast-paul-walker-jokes-cut-1201453856/

I am not mad at the decision but maybe Ludacris shouldn't have done the show (apparently he is the one who got them cut).

I do think people are full of shit to get mad at the Bruce Jenner Jokes

http://www.buzzfeed.com/krystieyandoli/bruce-jenner-was-the-butt-of-all-the-jokes-at-the-justin-bie#.irMBrg8dny

Jenner is untouchable but all the black men jokes are cool?


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson


"One of the most important things in life is what Judge Learned Hand described as 'that ever-gnawing inner doubt as to whether you're

If u can't takes jokes at your own expense, then u don't need to be a part of a roast.

it could be that trans ppl are in a more precarious position than Black men (SHOCKING) in that trans ppl are relatively disenfranchised - even in relation to Black men, generally. to wit: there were at least 5 Black men on the stage that night. there were NO trans ppl on the stage.

so yeah, i guess based on that and other factors some ppl feel transphobic jokes at the expense of transppl or one possible transperson (who has NOT COME OUT and was not in attendance and so couldn't defend himself) are bit more dodgy than racist jokes at the expense of Black men generally and/or any of the several Black men on stage (who were in attendance that night and could defend themselves).

I get that Paul Walker's death is more recent and thus the wound is fresher, but if they didn't cut the Kurt joke, they shouldn't cut anything.

Paul Walker died in an accidental way.

Kurt Cobain killed himself.

Ryan Dunn drove drunk.

It's different.

there's an infinite amount of "too soon" for that.

But it's a roast and all that shit is fair game and people need to either suck it up or avoid that format because everything is up for grabs unless a roast subject makes specific requests.

just my opinion.

but yo, she owned that roast.

>just my opinion.
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>but yo, she owned that roast.