>1. I busted my work phone in Mexico city last week. I
>brought it to IT and they were talking bout charging me $600
>to replace my iPhone 5 but had to call finance first. I was
>about to shed real tears at that damage and then yesterday
>dude from IT comes by and brings me an iPhone 6 for the free.
>I gave dude the most inappropriate work hug. I already have a
>6 as my personal phone so the hug was really more about saving
>my ass $600.

saving you $600 deserves a hug'n tug.


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>2. My sinus pressure has been so bad lately that one side of
>my face will go numb. Shit is that serious. I'm going to see
>my allergist again Friday. But may be time to remove these
>adenoids.

I'm with you. I need everything removed.


>3. I'm at home from work due to food poisoning. I don't know
>what did it to me yesterday but all I ate outside of my home
>was some chicken and dumplings, so I won't be going to that
>place for lunch again.

I have the weakest stomach known to man---i stay sick due to food.
>
>4. I woke up at 3am thinking about some work stuff. Couldn't
>get back to sleep until I sent an email addressing it. I know
>the person who got that email was probably like: what the
>fuck? This couldn't wait?

My boss does this all the time. I'm like a 4:30 am email? Sh*t!


>5. I haven't been back to school to see my family as much as
>I usually do since Christmas. Part of the reason is that I've
>been gone two weeks each month for work so when I have a
>weekend off the last thing I want to do is travel. But that's
>not fair to my mom or my nephews. Next week I'm gonna make
>that trip.