>5. I have some huge ass hair right now and I plan on rocking
>the shit out of it. Initially I was finna cut it because I
>was scared it was too much but, shit...life is about extremes
>right?! amirite?!

You better work that sh*t, boo.
>
>4. I have about 4-5 friends turning 40 this year. Can you
>say broke? But I'mma try to make each and every celebration.

Phuck birthdays. Eat before you get there, buy yourself a drink, buy the birthday person a drink and bounce.



>3. I saw Get Hard. Although funny it was very silly and
>stupid in some parts. Classic Will Ferrell movie though.
>Glad it was free because I wouldn't pay to see it. Speaking
>of which he isnt aging well. LOL

I have a hard time believing he's only 47 yrs old....I swear he's been in his 40's my whole life.
>
>2. I was so happy it was getting warm, I havent turned my heat
>on in 2 days. I'm really like BGE you will get no more of my
>money. Those 3 winter bills was rough!

I want this allergy season to hurry the phuck up so i can get on with my life and go outside.
>
>1. How you gonna give me a raise and take that shit back a
>month later essentially. I basically got a 50 buck raise per
>pay. I wasnt paying for insurance before but, now I am. And
>that shit is about 45/48 bucks. smh

Welcome to the in-and-outs of being adult life. Nothing is what it seems.