>Last time my bot was crying over a loss of life.

So that's it? It's cool if that's the case but it supports the author's point.

>Men only want their barber to touch their hair.

That also supports the author's point.

>Men not cuddling had nothing to do with the whole gist if the
>article.

Yeah that was the point - that's the kind of platonic touch the author says men are missing.

>The article is wack.

I'm not surprised you think so.