but who cares about that?

b/c the whole thing is bullshit anyway. b/c men give each other daps and hugs and though the author claims that if not for homophobia men might be able to experience more touch among each other w/o fear it doesn't matter anyway. b/c men are doing just fine w/o more touch. so what we commit an outrageous number of sex crimes against women and other men in part b/c this author says we're starved for touch? and it doesn't matter that men are known to be awful at managing our emotions. or that men tend to suffer under the weight of seemingly unmanageable stress that results in physical ailments like heart disease and high blood pressure. none of that matters. b/c men give each other pounds and daps and bump into each other playing ball and even slap each other on the ass! so clearly this author has exaggerated a fictional problem. he's probably part of that gay agenda that seeks to have gays take over the world along w/women in an attempt to steal all of the spoils of the heterosexual male and keep them for themselves. it's all bogus.