Man come on. A small child is not a puppy or parrot. You can't just train them to behave how you want and keep them in the house until they do.

This isn't Pokemon. There's pages upon pages of behavioral science, anecdotal evidence, personal experience, and long term studies on children that counter most of this "keep your annoying children to yourself" message that's floating in this post.

And I say all this while ABHORING annoying kids, snot noses, bad parents and tantrums. So what I do, is stay the fuck away from them. Because as a free adult, I have the ability and general means not to occupy the same space as a toddler, teenagers, college kids, bros, bad bitches, bimbos, and anyone else that I don't like.