girls watch Iggy videos, Housewives shows, and scan through Instagram and its impossible not to come away from those thinking Human Barbie is the correct path. Couple that with the need to constantly one-up each other and the shitty taste of youth and you're left with the freak show we have now.

The part I hate the most is how physically uncomfortable the girls obviously are. Like they're constantly one step away from a twisted ankle and every movement requires re-adjusting the top or the skirt or re-checking the phone-mirror. it's like being around a schitzo with a tick.